Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML
Today, I learned my hotel room had the shittiest blinds ever and that if you want true privacy you need to shut the curtains. I discovered this after three wives from the opposite windows complained I’d been flashing their husbands when I got out of the shower. FML
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Spaghetti7 5
Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.
fanceh 10
hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.
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Spaghetti7 5
Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.
tittymagic 0
just put down the curtains?
margie2194 12
Time for a restraining order?
Garyvillines 0
Where do you live? Lol
AliSama 17
#1 make sure it is him and not something that looks like a person. A lot of times people call the police and it ends up being some piece of furniture. this just makes you look bad. #2 if it is not a furniture, document it. call the police and sue.
zbajis 7
How did she find out he was creepin if she couldn't see him?
ugottaluvme 0
Put a sign on the window saying your not home at the moment
hope540 0
All those times i based my spying off of that rule... Wow they probably knew i was there the entire time. You just changed my life. O.o
MaeMay2000 11
1-he just might take that the wrong way
MessedUpLife00 13
@63 OP said initially
minnymouse20 13
That's really creepy....
WIZchild 0
Woah dont be so negative..he's trying to get the same blinds and wishes he could find out the brand but all he can do now is watch u enjoy them
mazochyst 10
OP should feel flattered. In fact, she should leave him a note when she's not around! Just tape a note to the window saying "sorry, I'm out tonight".
smirnoff1695 0
Yeah that's really scary, I deffinitely suggest telling somebody like the cops or something about that:/
Alexisthebestest 16
"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?"
SirObvious 1
"I can't see him, so he can't see me" Caboose ,that's because your looking at the rock.
ugottaluvme 0
Umm 46, whats hanging from your mouth... Haha
fanceh 10
hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.
cabo07 6
^^LMAOO ..
mea_iloveskiing 26
Maybe he took some photos of you aswell :D
Majstr 23
Better he not put them on the internet.
mea_iloveskiing 26
He won't. That would be for free. He'll sell them.
raawrbabeeyx 4
^ and how would you know that?
Lenho 26
#75 Market economy basics? Otherwise, everything would be free. D'oh.
grunch228 0
lol
iampetard 0
So many creepers out there
Charm651 0
That goes perfectly well with your picture.
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, I hate competition!
duckie227 22
Duh?
PunaniSeeds 0
oh shucks, I didn't know that's creepy
Btreasure 8
You know what this means don't you? STARING CONTEST!!!
randelynn 0
**way. Sorry.
Btreasure 8
What?
randelynn 0
Blinds should always be closed all the au before changing. Isn't that common knowledge?
duckie227 22
Yes. It's common knowledge.
TheSithAssassin 15
Right, because the rule is "If I can see you, I can be seen." Note the second can is used, as opposed to will.