Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Unreasonable
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
jackzz
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
bad day Brutus
United States
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Fuck you guys!
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.
Cainicide 5
Just the tip?
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Comments (116)
Urpoppy 21
Dump her immediately. Seriously.
jesustitts 20
Someone's way too self conscious. I make sure my fiancé always tips no matter what, I used to work in a restaurant and I know how it is. Good service deserved a good tip. Crappy service doesn't really deserve a tip but they get it anyway.
PolecatTigz 5
Wow the poor girl's only doing her job! Saying that, I was at a restaurant with my ex once, and the waitress was really only concerned about him.
AloysiusWeasley 15
I haven't gone that far of course, but in my younger years, there were a couple occasions where I got really pissed too. It's not "doing her job" when she flirts heavily with my boyfriend and is short and rude with me, and it got so bad that I stopped eating out very much with guys. One time some tramp made that mistake, oozing all over him...but I was paying that day, so I left a tip at the bottom of the check saying that she shouldn't be such a *****. OP's girlfriend sounds a little unhinged, but maybe she just can't find the right words to express how she feels about one of those trashy waitresses. Jerks usually call it insecurity, to try to cover up the fact that they love every second of the attention and hate that they're getting called on it, because they feel entitled to it.
1D_love 4
Must be on her period...
Relenaz 9
I've been on my period plenty of times (obviously), and never once accused my BF of 4 years of cheating for any reason. What a weird thing to say.
MDNative 6
how much did you tip her? tipping her $15 prolly made your gf suspicious
sammichgirl 5
Ohhh she sounds like a keeper. Marry that one quick before she gets away!
redstone7693 29
your girlfriend is ******* retarded
fantasyworld 39
She has jealousy issues.
SoloAutotunE 17
There's a difference in giving a tip, and giving the tip