Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML
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McA513M 0
Haha, I would have done the same thing!!
misspeg 0
that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol
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Comments (52)
McA513M 0
Haha, I would have done the same thing!!
kewlcat 0
yayyy fright nights!
Dooms_day 5
lol thats funny, fyl cause the girl probably thinks ur a weirdo
hayhayk 0
wooo!! Going tuesday
Expertfail 0
'Came out of nowhere'. Really? Surely you would have noticed if someone was within an arm's reach of you!?
ScaryPants3 0
Not always, she might have been really zoned out. I've had similar stuff happen. :o
dacho 7
Or in other words: Sometimes I can't be scared, but sometimes I'm easily scared. **** my life. :(
singingfreak525 8
hahahaa
Cat135 0
hhahaaa that's funny.
Incubuss 0
So? How is this FML worthy? There should be a button saying "Who gives a shit?"
Incubuss 0
HAHA, yeah.
alleyes 0
I agree, this is one of those stories your annoying friend tells you excitedly. Then, Nobody laughs. FML is going down hill fast.
liveBabylon 0
I know I've put some gnarley FMLS on here, like they really have scared me for life. But they weren't even posted :( FML
fukUmane 0
i'm mad i wasted my time reading it so now u wasted your time reading this BEYOTCH!!!
misspeg 0
that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol
I_Deserved_It 10
Maybe the OP is, what kind of woman refers to other women as "chicks"?
JuuChan 3
I'm a chick and I refer to other chicks as chicks. WTF?
ghadir 2
yeah i was wondering that tooo..i've never called another girl a chick..
JuuChan 3
Why not? We're all chicks here!
Allymeme 3
YDI for being stupid.
ScaryPants3 0
That is sort of funny, but then again I agree with Incubuss. It's not that great of a fml if it really counts at all.
blland 0
Hey, ticket well worth it!
mandadnam 0
thats SO funny!! not quite an FML but still hilarious