Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Unreasonable
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
jackzz
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
bad day Brutus
United States
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Fuck you guys!
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.
Cainicide 5
Just the tip?
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Comments (116)
LaLince 40
Dump her now. She's a possessive bitch.
xcountrygirlx 8
oh... we aren't supposed to leave tips now? hmm.
SApprentice 34
Get out while you still can. That kind of behavior is only going to get worse. What's next, just saying thank you to another woman?
beebea87 7
Word, my bf over tipped a gorgeous hairdresser who did a HACK JOB on his hair (what was left of it) and then he hands her an extra $15 on top of the bill ( I would have refused to pay )... So in some cases, it can be a bad sign... you know, that all a bitch has to do is bat her eyelashes or show some cleavage then do a shit job and your bf will still reward her bc he likes the way she looks... bc shes just so hot you can't help yourself right? SMH... Guys.... if you are about to over tip a waitress etc, and shes stupid hot, but did a poor job, your gf or wife will call you out on that, bc if the bitch didn't deserve a tip why dafuq would you give her any type of reinforcement that she did a good job?... BUT the way this is worded... she sounds insecure, and suspicious. Did the waitress do a shite job and get a nice tip anyway, or is this chick actually nutso :S
CuriousAlien 7
I give you a like for trying and having the time to write this.
brianjman14 23
Maybe the OP's waitress actually did a nice job? And it didn't say he over-tipped her. He just tipped her, which you should always do to people who are serving you.
SoylentCandycorn 10
So it's okay to tip an ugly waitress who does a bad job? Okay then. If a girl is stupid and insecure enough to assume her boyfriend is cheating on her for tipping a waitress she personally feels isn't up to snuff, then she's got issues.
nnnope 26
35, please tell me you're not still with that boyfriend...
melody309 35
OP is probably not a reliable narrator. People usually want to make themselves look as blameless as possible. It is entirely possible that the waitress did a bad job and he over tipped her because he thought she was attractive. Then again, it's also entirely possible that OP is being completely honest. There is not enough information here to judge the situation properly, I don't think.
BrianR716 5
Does that mean you're not getting any when you get home? LOL
EST4LIFE 3
35 - Women do the same thing over guys
_playswithfire 6
#40 - No, we don't. At least I don't. I don't like giving anybody any more money than I have to.
Drnightingale 4
i agree, if a guy is hot but does a shitty job most women will tip them just because they're good looking.
Twisted_Angel 17
I'm curious... because it seems there's some things left out here... hopefully. Was the waitress flirty? Was she pretty? Did she deserve the tip? Or maybe you tipped too much... perhaps you were flirty and didn't realize it? Either way I think it's time for you to sit down and have a talk with your girlfriend, because she sounds a bit insecure. Or she's just plain crazy. FYL OP
jem970 19
That sounds like the obvious conclusion to draw to me... NOT. Time to have a chat with your woman OP and set some things straight.
eric40962005 8
Sounds like you gave her the tip....
perdix 31
Giving her a Benjamin with your digits on it for a $12 tab would make any woman suspicious.