Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
Gaming the system
Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML
iGotSkill
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Anonymous
Paging Taylor Swift
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
single
Houston, United States
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Notthemaid
United States
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
lostbandana
United States
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Top comments
bigwiensch 15
mother lover
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.
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bigwiensch 15
mother lover
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Mother Humper.
luckyd880 12
Mother fu*ker
bluehero 17
Mother ******.
bluehero 17
Fudge? Looool jk. ****.
ptoka 20
Read #1's comment and the song with JT came into my head... Damn you Pandora!!!
XxDevilxXGt 26
You're not Dexter you're a phony! Dexter doesn't care to censor. :)
nitewlf12 10
"I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We should **** each other's mothers." Ah. Thank you lonely island.
soccerstar1996 18
Oedipus the king logic. And they said English class was a waste of time
gizmo92 6
Was her name Stacie
AwkwardPartyBear 24
^ "Stacy's mom...got it going on..."
shift_love 13
Mmmm creamy beige
Smokingweenies 3
I'm very surprised no one made a Freud joke here.
Zyzz7 12
OP you deserve it for doing it with your own mom. Come on man, what the ****...
bigwiensch 15
I think that happened in the bible once
heartemopants 18
Nimrod. I'm so disappointed I know that...
depocadoll 15
No my darling, you're thinking of Oedipus Rex. Definitely as screwed as the Bible, but more of a satisfying conclusion.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.
EVnIAS 13
I would look back. what if she has a gun or something that could hurt you!
NagainaFier 16
Nope; if you look back, you slow down. Just keep running, OP
XxDevilxXGt 26
At least he'll get shot in the back and not have to see her psycho face before he dies.
spaboolly 26
Hey, there are some messed up people in the world. I once dated a guy who had a very... disconcerting... attachment to his mommy. That said, the girlfriend still sounds nuts for making that accusation.
waffule365 16
Good thing you got out if that relationship.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Agreed
luckyd880 12
Thank goodness "ex" was in this FML.
permannator 10
I feel like that's said threateningly because of your picture
luckyd880 12
Don't worry OP, I'll take care of her for you.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Girl needs to work on her jealousy issues!
bluehero 17
She took the insult mother ****** too literally.
HortonThelephant 15
Incestuous relations with your mother? Seems like a legitimate reason to drop your ass and make you look bad. Sorry op
Nighthunter 11
Tell us, is your name Oedipus?
Ambient25 25
I don't think too many people will get your reference...
HortonThelephant 15
#13 nonsensical nonsense you speak
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
I think many people will, since psychology is a common class in High Schools.
jem970 19
A famous ancient Greek story where a son who is meant to be killed returns to his parents kingdom and ends up marrying and having kids with his mother? Anyone who has sat through a high school or college literature class will have heard of this play/story. I commend you sir. This was the first thing that came to my mind after I read this FML.
bluehero 17
I could basically tell what this comment meant and I've never even heard of the reference. Lol
_DudeGuy_ 16
23, not even. I am only in 7th grade and understand the reference.
MuseFan1991 14
if you're in seventh grade doesn't that make you 12? shouldn't you still be on club penguin?
grumpybr 13
Hahahaha FMLs about cheating get crazier by the day.