Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Unreasonable
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.
Cainicide 5
Just the tip?
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aFreedom127 9
Just how much of a tip was it?
applexj 13
Only $15
coastiepat 0
Your the waitress.. You should know
marxistbkly 3
Apparently it was a pretty big tip.
cbrods_94 2
You're so hot
Sally2dicks21 8
She's too jealous.
Feverrotes 15
Well, if you aren't whipped... OP: "If that's how you're going to behave, I may as well go give her my number."
buckdharma 38
This will teach you not to take your girlfriend to Hooters.
nnnope 26
I've been to Hooters with my boyfriend before - several times. We go for the wings. And we tip the waitresses. Just saying.
daminantion 14
25, correction: he claims to go for the wings, but we all know its about the thighs
Pleonasm 36
26- it's for the breasts! We all know he goes there for a good clucking.
Enslaved 38
I've heard of guys going to strip clubs just for the free buffet. I would think the chefs in the back would make everything taste extra salty. :P
buckdharma 38
Are your tips commensurate to the wing size ? just askin...
nnnope 26
26 & 27: I think I'm suffering from a case of pun overload
Dixbfloppin 11
Either she's cheating on you and wants to push the guilt off her back onto yours, or she really wants to break up with you.
Bright_Lights 14
Another reason why tipping is stupid...
SillyGirl4602 23
Are you serious?
nnnope 26
So you're saying the waitress didn't deserve a tip because OP's girlfriend is insane??
rebelliousshroom 12
#18 is probably from a country where the tip isn't an essential part of the waitress' salary. Where I come from, waitresses are paid fairly well, and tips only have symbolic value. You tip her a little if she's done an exceptionally good job. Students normally don't tip at all because they don't have much money, and everyone knows that. I think it's like that in most of northern Europe.
nnnope 26
Except OP lives in Missouri, USA. Sadly the benefit of the doubt can't be applied to 18's comment.
Bright_Lights 14
Yes I am serious. Why should I waste my money because the waitress has a cheap employer who only pays her $2.15 an hour or something stupid? It's not my fault that the waiting industry in America is so cheap and twisted. If they don't like the wages, they should get another job. I'm not gonna give my money to make up for the shortfalls of their employer.
love_me_electric 20
I agree with 76, it's stupid that I should have to pay for the employee's wages. That's the employer's job. Also, waiters/waitresses DO make minimum wage, even in America. If they don't make up the difference between their wage and the minimum wage from tips, the employer needs to make up the difference. I'll tip if they do a good job, but I think being expected to tip more than a few dollars is ridiculous.
nnnope 26
76: so I guess you've never even tipped a pizza delivery guy? It's not the waitresses' faults their wage sucks. It's not that hard to leave a $5 tip (if nothing else). If you don't want to "waste your money," go get a $2 frozen TV dinner and shut up. I feel sorry for anyone who's ever waited on you.
nnnope 26
77: the wage of your server does not justify you being a cheap, selfish d-bag. Which is what you are if you order like, a complicated $50 meal, and only tip $3.
love_me_electric 20
I'M the selfish one? I think any waiter who expects $10 just for bringing my food and a drink to my table is being selfish. I don't get paid extra for doing my job, why should they get paid extra for doing theirs? Like I said, it's the EMPLOYER'S responsibility to pay their employees, not mine. Also, I don't see why the price of the meal determines the tip. If I order the $50 lobster it's going to take just as long for them to bring it to my table as it would if I'd ordered something that costs $15. I tip based on the type of service I receive, not how much I spend.
nnnope 26
84: the waiter who couldn't find a better-paying job & basically lives on tips damn well has every right to expect SOMETHING. Generally, it's normal to tip 15-20% of the total. If you can't handle that, go buy & cook your own lobster. Sheesh.
nnnope 26
To put it more simply, if you can afford a $50 meal, you can afford a nice tip (if the service you received was good).
love_me_electric 20
Do you tip the cashier for bagging your groceries? Do you tip the McDonald's employee you puts your order together for you? Those people really need the money too, what makes makes waitresses so damn special that I need to give them an extra $10 in addition to what their employer is giving them?
melody309 35
94, the tips are supposed to make up for him/her only making $2.15/hour. So if you're implying that they make minimum wage PLUS tips, you'd be quite wrong. And many times, the employer does not make up for the difference. So those tips might be what they're living off of. You're entitled to your own opinion, but it doesn't look like you're very informed. And you should probably just cook your own food since you don't respect restaurant employees.
love_me_electric 20
I'm Canadian, I know for a fact that the waiting staff in my country make minimum wage. Some of them make more. Even if they didn't make minimum wage, it's not my fault that their employers is doing something illegal so it shouldn't be my responsibility to make up the difference.
nnnope 26
That's what I'm sayin', 95.
melody309 35
And now I realize why you think that way. You live in a country where restaurant staff is treated fairly. Stay away from America if you ever want to eat out, buddy. Our waitresses deserve to serve people who actually care enough to leave a decent tip, even though it's no one's fault their job situation is what it is.
42billybob 5
The dialogue that goes with a tip is "here's something for your trouble". I will gladly do so for a very nice waitress who adds to the dinner conversation, an above average response time, or someone putting up with me and my fifty friends all ordering shit that isn't on the menu. But I shouldn't have to pay for "trouble" caused by a cheap employer. "This job has no benefeits, less than minimum wage pay, crappy hours, and poor working conditions so you should pay my employee personally as compensation". No, YOU should pay your employee. And as long as we agree that it's our responsibility, people will keep getting exploited like this. It's manipulating your customers with guilt into covering your expenses, and pressuring your workers with an unreliable salary (and like hell they don't hold it against them if they fall short of minimum wage and force THEM to pick up the tab). Mandatory tipping is bullshit.
SillyGirl4602 23
I am a waitress/bartender and I made around 55k last year so I am happy with my job. It is not a shitty job and most people serve to pay for their college, bills, etc. A lot of places pay servers less than minimum wage because they are receiving tips. They do not live off of their hourly wage, they live off of their tips. You are an asshole.
CaroAurelia 12
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never worked in food service. I bet a lot of waiters and waitresses basically live on tips because they don't get paid enough. They sure don't get paid enough to deal with your selfish bullshit.
SillyGirl4602 23
Your girlfriend seems to be very insecure and jealous. Try to make it clear to her that you are not cheating.
fortunelady 17
FYL, your girlfriend sounds pretty unreasonable.
Enslaved 38
And if you had a waiter instead, would she have accused you of secretly being gay?
Msraina 8
My ex-husband was like that. Get out now. Trust me.