dzisfml
Canada
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RIP Turd (peacebeuponit)
Beirut, Lebanon
Freak out
Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
dontevenassk
Canada
Pranked
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I did a big shit at work and found there was no toilet paper. I had to wipe my ass with disinfectant toilet seat wipes. It burns so bad, I can almost taste it. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Karmaisabitch
Boulder, United States
Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
unknown
Philippines
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
Anonymous
Chesapeake, United States
Funny, huh?
Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It wasn’t until I crapped myself wearing shorts and it ran down my leg into my sock that I realized it wasn’t at all “funny.” FML
Dummy
Happy Easter!
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper in a family member’s house. I looked around and found baby wipes. I was saved! Unfortunately, they were actually Clorox wipes. The bleach gave me a chemical burn in my ass. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
And it was. Your point?
smbridges 15
yea i agree with #8 you should have seen the discoloration of ur tp i mean unless ur tp is usually orange!!
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Comments (175)
sb44480 0
nuff said
Gourmet_Taco 0
#23 I beg to differ. Hot sauce tastes great.
bfffness 0
you didn't notice the change in color? WTF is wrong with you?
oNikkio 0
I hope you're a male. If not, we'll probably be hearing a news report about a murder any time now.
alematt 0
maybe its just me but who doesn't notice tobasco sauce on their toilet paper before they wipe? hmmmmm
Eskimooo 0
how the hell did you not realize that before rubbing your arse with red toilet paper haha?!
yessirfosho 0
He never said he wiped his ass with it. He probably sat down and started ******** then went to grab the tp and noticed it covered in tabasco. Having a shit covered ass and nothing to wipe with=fyl!
strawberry6826 0
lmfaoo your ass got BURNED! its hilarious. n mayb u shud jus get back at him with something equivalently funny.
Carlyyyy17 5
oh my gawwd, i can just see the freaking pain! lmfao(: oh and fyl
smileysquid 0
ohhhhh just ouch :I