Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my brother isn't going to have a funeral because my dad and stepmom can't afford one. FML
Today, my dad paid for plane tickets for my brother’s girlfriend and her two kids so they could go to the family reunion on the other side of the country. He refused to buy my ticket though, because I "should’ve planned better." I lost my job due to Covid and used my savings to pay rent and bills. FML
Today, my husband and I had to cancel our family Disney World trip because my mom stole and gambled away all of our spending money. Our kids are still crying and throwing tantrums and don't understand why we can't afford to go anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, my parents said we can't go to our grandma's funeral because it's going to be held in Hawaii in accordance with her wishes and we can't afford to travel. FML
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taycandy96 2
there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean
Hiropon 0
Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^
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Hiropon 0
Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^
JustDial911 0
that sucks
mayhaha 0
I would be like "If u leave without me I will kill myselfe that's right you will come home and I will be hanging from the cieling fan" then see what he says
renee_1992 3
wow, how effed up. why would you even suggest she do that?
z3r0nline 0
damn that rlly sux I feel sry for you and I can't believe parents would rlly do that.
Dandamanoo 0
dick
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for having a cheapass dad.
perdix 31
iAlwaysYDI: The dad is not "cheapass," he just hates the OP.
bwhahaha_fml 10
wow and I thought my parents were cheap
skyshark 0
Well if you did your damn chores maybe he'd take you.
Spoozie 0
I agree that does suck. hard. reminds me of my mum): well..guess u'll be having a party(;
ImRawrtastic 0
wow ur unloved
AngryNinja 1
yeah, really. throw a huge party and trash the house. i know i would.
truelyawesome 0
56 how's it her fault, dumdass?! you can't choose your parents
Danielt104 6
Tell your dad to go **** himself. Then steal his wallet
Danielt104 6
Acctualy your dad loves you the most. Disney World sucks
seneca131 0
thts ****** up
minimini902 0
successful troll is successful
MermaidSongXOXO 6
There are ways for a woman to make money and pay for herself to go places. One hint: Prostitution :]
spez86 0
wow ur dads a funny guy
Gabrieeeel 0
You wish (that you could do money with your money) Although these kinds of joke are always made by people in need of sex, because they can't get some in the normal ways :-)
MadaZer0 8
#2 Win... On that note... Screw being a *****! Kick your father in the nads and run like a black man escaping from prison!
Ajjas013 6
Or she could be a crazy hooker-assailant, slicing off the heads of innocents.
jts924 0
seriously #2 stop commenting on stuff yur pic is gonna make me throw up.
hellokittywhore 0
like in this one weird but ****** amazing book call the third deadly sin it's sooo good lol. she's a freaky secretary but day but by night she's a deranged killer prositute but only when she's on her rag. go figure!!^__^
Ajjas013 6
Let's kill 76 for reading, rape his dead body, pickpocket him, trick his family, sell his organs, rape him some more, and then go to church and repent even though I'm not Christian :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
That could be how the sb's gf is getting there. OP are you sure he's paying for her? Maybe she bought her own ticket and is rooming with her bf. Not that it's any comfort to you as you sit at home alone...
AngryNinja 1
pass on the rape, i want in on the cash. ;)
YeahFMLxX 0
*seconds 100 ^^*
Ninjasaurus18 9
Or legal and undisgusting ways.
12321 0
that sucks, kill the bitch
PurpleSquirrel 0
poor you
grovyle210 3
that really sucks
triple_c 2
Wow that sucks. I'm sorry that you have to miss out on that.
eeeeeeee 5
He decides to tell you, but the question is: will he actually do it?
JarheadX_fml 0
sorry, that really sucks.
taycandy96 2
there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean
lolcatsyo 0
true dat:(
VanessaVander 2
I feel so bad! fyl
BeefHotLinx 0
If you were really paying attention i think you would have seen this coming, it doesnt just strike you that your dad hates you, i mean come on you probably should have realized it a while ago