Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I was wondering if I might be bi, so I hopped on Grindr and met up with a cute guy to experiment with. It ended up being so awful that I decided nope, definitely not bi. Unfortunately now he won't leave me alone, even after I told him that I made a mistake and I'm not interested. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
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ImpKit 7
Why? The only thing wrong is he dated someone who wasn't honest about his existing relationship status. Hell we don't even know if the wife is unaware. She might be okay with the husband having a "play" date but doesn't want him developing a long term or recurring thing (this would be some insecurity on her part) with someone. Nothing about this suggests that people who are bi or pansexual are less honest, trustworthy, or worth your time. So if that's your intention, and that IS the insinuation you're making whether you intended it or not, then you're waaaaay off base and very rude.
tounces7 28
What exactly were you expecting from Grindr?
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RichardPencil 32
Tell him "bi-bi" and find a guy who only plays for your team.
ImpKit 7
Why? The only thing wrong is he dated someone who wasn't honest about his existing relationship status. Hell we don't even know if the wife is unaware. She might be okay with the husband having a "play" date but doesn't want him developing a long term or recurring thing (this would be some insecurity on her part) with someone. Nothing about this suggests that people who are bi or pansexual are less honest, trustworthy, or worth your time. So if that's your intention, and that IS the insinuation you're making whether you intended it or not, then you're waaaaay off base and very rude.
tounces7 28
What exactly were you expecting from Grindr?