Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
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Comments (121)
fyllmao 0
that sucks ass tour not wry smart but I'd probly do the same thing
OochenSnoochen 15
That sucks ass too. You're nit smart, but I'd probably do that too. this is not an attack on your comment. I put this here just so I can understand it.
fyllmao 0
lol sorry my iPod screwd up tiny buttons ya know
OochenSnoochen 15
yeah I know lol. look what my iPod done to my "not"
anorexicbarbie 8
Don't blame the iPod.
schwancy 2
Blame the brain.
deformedsurf 0
I blame fat sausage fingers.
marinus_fml 20
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
J0gby 0
........
Avenger_fml 0
your comment is pointless.
Kua_Mei 0
Actually, it has eight.
zyzter 0
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Puddings 3
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millionaire93 0
hahahaha outch I'm sure that hurt.
marinus_fml 20
Was this the first time you ever shaved?
aliadnan708 6
sounds like it
TeenieAmerica 9
Uh, I've been shaving since I was 11 and I still cut myself sometimes...
farkie3 8
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. OP's insane.
analyzewithin 0
this made me lol. +/-
iampunk 0
lol.
iamchuck 0
Hairy pits is the way to go. Millions of Frenchies can't be wrong.
iamchuck 0
What the he'll for? Is Frenchies too offensive? Someones poor widdle feelings get hurt?
iamchuck 0
Oh, wow, sorry. I didn't know the French were a race now, or even an ethnicity. I thought it was still a nationality. My bad.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, if you've managed to shave successfully lots of times before, then this was just a painful accident. However, if this is a regular occurance you might want to think about alternatives that don't involve sharp objects...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or changing the razor. Dull razors lead to more cuts.
Cinn_fml 23
Or that.
deformedsurf 0
Or being less hairy, you buffalo.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
yeah maybe op needs to switch to waxing it's not as bloody.
xsilentxninjax 10
Isn't that why she was shaving in the first place...?
sammour 0
Seriously wtf... use another type of razors!!!
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..
MissErikaHart 0
just make sure u never put on deodorant the day u shave. it could give u a rash
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lulz at the comment jump.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Erika, I usually shave in the shower and put deodorant on right after my shower so I don't stink. I don't get a rash. Obviously you're doing something wrong if you're getting a rash.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Not obviously. She could have sensative skin.