Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
ninjaniki 0
I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually
nicesprites 4
Can't say you didn't ask for it.
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Comments (118)
ninjaniki 0
I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
it sure will teach you to hide the toilet paper from your roommate now wont it?
Archay 13
Why was her sweater in the bathroom?
auzz1_pride 9
What goes around comes around.
phantumgrey 6
That's shitty
dsbs 9
Wow what a prank. Hiding toilet paper?
fenixtorador1 11
OP just got owned
chaziztheman 0
You're punny.
tjv3 10
Ultimate payback. You might want to quit while you are behind. Or go completely insane and have her submit to being bested. Extra points if you cause her to have to go to group therapy
nicesprites 4
Can't say you didn't ask for it.
lopsop 12
Who leaves a sweater in the bathroom?
coried91 28
I know plenty of people who leave their clothes in a dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom. Didn't know it was that uncommon.
citymayer 7
It's not uncommon. People are just stupid.
Dr0reos 8
Ahhhhj cashmere, so soft on the skin *sigh*
DynamicDave 11
*pinches sweater between fingers* Is that... Cashmere?
aksweetheart 7
also, 37, my laundry room was combined with the bathroom at my old apartment. it's not uncommon at all...
jerseyboy732 16
paybacks a bitch
ladyLALAA 29
As much as OP deserved some sort of repercussions I can't help but wonder what sort of person would wipe on clothing.
reddudeover 2
6 - This wasn't payback, op's roomate is just gross. A prank done in good humor where they didn't harm anyone or their property doesn't deserve this. 39 - Exactly, and the answer is a nasty one. So if op hadn't removed all the toilet paper she would have done it anyway instead of asking for some toilet paper like an adult or if no one's home getting some. Hell even of there's none in the entire house hop in the shower!
Dracoboxer357 36
39- Your profile pic makes me a wee bit sad. Trust no man, fear no bitch? I always heard it, Trust no bitch, fear no man. (And by bitch, I do mean bitch, not woman.) Either way, some guys really aren't all that bad. :)
ladyLALAA 29
It's not an attack on anyone, I just like the image as a whole. I have issues in the trust department and have been stabbed in the back a lot so kinda sums my life up thus far.
raiganator 10
Only the toilet paper? Lame. You shouldv'e taken the fill hose out of the back and pointed it at her; that way when she flushes, all of the water will spray on her.
Cowboy1986 4
That would've been EPIC!!!
Dracoboxer357 36
7- Considering the roommate wiped his/her back end on OP's sweater simply for hiding the TP, I'm thinking it was lucky Op didn't add to the prank. The response may have been....catastrophic. :P
HerrBawl 4
Instant bidet
monkeywrench1 10
Should have take the sweater too while you were at it :D
klorehore 24
really, you remove everything you could wipe with and the thought didn't even cross your mind when you see your sweater lying behind? You're pretty bad at this prank thing OP.
citymayer 7
To be fair, who the **** wipes with a sweater or any other clothing when there's no toilet paper? I'd sooner use a towel than clothing. Clothing is for wearing. Towels are for messes.
metalwolf 17
The point is revenge. Somehow I doubt Op shares cloths but they probably share towels.
Devin91 20
She's really smart!
PrincessPesa 20
Or how about really opportunistic? Smart isn't the word that comes to mind.
Ruffclue 9
Revenge is a sweet thing.
coried91 28
Before I read sweet I was ready to go off on you for saying something with shitty in it. Sorry, force of habit. I thumbed you up instead.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, is revenge ice cream?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Ah, a lovely example of a YDI...
groupleader 7
Funny? That actually sounds quite smart. Mmmmmmm comfy too. Hope you have some brown pants to go with that sweater.