Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML
Today, my wife and I were with friends when she said that men who like guns all have tiny penises. "Seriously, even smaller than me!" I added, and only realized what I'd said when the laughter started. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Butterbuns 1
....Wow. YDI, for being lame enough to BE comparing dick sizes with your friends. Do you not have anything better to do?
henri_fml 0
didn't you know the size of your own dick before you entered a measuring contest?
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theletterj 0
You know how I know you're gay...?
christinnaaa 10
HAHAHA YDI for being gay and measuring dick sizes with your friends !! especially if your aisian why would you do that if your only looking to be embarrased !! haha
flyingpan8 0
i think his mom was sucking off all of his friends and then comparing their dij sizes by the extend of her gag reflex. obviously, when mrs.lee (his mom) started to suck off the OP (jr. lee), the OP didn't get hard (or as hard) as he normally would (no shit, his MOTHER was sucking his dick...!).. so, die to this unfortunate incident, his mom could take his full, 4 inch semi erect member into her mouth, without even comi g close to gagging hence deeming him the "smallest" dick of the group..... what do you say OP, did i get it right? no...? well then YDI you dumb shit for whipping out your **** and adding to the cockfest that your "friendly" already was you little twat...
biddle72495 0
aha I'm not surpised. Asians aren't the best in size at all
CinnamonSugar 0
All of you are gay for even thinking of comparing dick sizes. Fags........
SurfDaWave 0
LOL, I can imagine one of my friends making a fake FML like this and showing it to me to piss me off, cuz I'm Asian. I even remember him saying something about doing it...if it's fake OP's name is ...nvm, I'll keep it a secret ;). If it's real, OP, FYL and a lot of Asians are small cuz they eat too much rice, which doesn't have enough nutrients to fuel the growth of your body, not genetics. =) My friends call me the "worst Asian ever/disgrace to Asians/don't deserve to be called Asian" cuz I completely prove wrong basically all Asian stereotypes (including your's). And sadly, I can see their point. FML OP, you're lucky you're Asian and are still considered Asian. If it's a fake...;) you're a douchebag, but I gotta give you props: this is a pretty awesome joke!
Daaniellee1234 8
aahahha I never knew guys actually did this !
aback 5
If others ask how you got your nickname, tell them it's because you can't drive.
mcdys 0
they already know why, they showed their dicks to him
nimhot 0
why in the hell would u compare dick sizes with other guys. i mean come on man. r u gay or something. jesus is watching. haha
mrl_fml 0
lmfao number one!