Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
Lolbrittany 0
LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P
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Comments (221)
Lozza 0
Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
princess243 0
This is more of a MLIA thing..
beardo8 0
YDI FOR LIVING IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY
yabrett 0
Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!!
gofriars 0
I hope you don't wonder why your "friends" ditch you.
sodahhhr 0
There's always that 4 eared cyclops named Sherman that lives on your roof. Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&$@
volleyballgirl16 0
haha i agree thats pretty pathetic, which means youre probably a weirdo which i probably why your friends ditched you
FapFapFapFap 0
Wow. I wish I had a bug named Fred... FYL
lizzy3367 0
I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.
Violet_X 3
That's....so sad yet sweet. o.o
p1ssface 0
win@104. SUCK MY DICK
JoshK9030 0
hahaha omg no, don't get a dog, find some better friends that aren't a bunch of douchbags
mmmrabies 0
Same thing happened to me with 'my' pet spider.. whom I named George. I was sad when he died too. But I was 8..
stopreadingmynam 0
seriously, stop replying to the first comment
nirvanafan980 0
one time my friends dog killed a mouse so we buried it, had a funeral for it and put a cross in front of it.
that_guy_ollie 0
if fred was trying to suck your blood that would make fred a lady mosquito .... maybe rename to fredwina ?
lolmaster7654321 4
ya really...guy moquitos
ljbgamer 1
I once had a bug as a pet that I named Bob. But then he bit me so I squished him.
JDorable 2
this reminds me of my bee friend that died.... R.I.P. Jasper
Lolbrittany 0
LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P
sweetly1120 6
I added it to my favorites too xD
kittykat1501 31
Sorry to tell you, but Fred's a girl. Only the girls suck blood. It's for their eggs.
GoldenGirl83 0
Aww, :( I hope you had a little funeral for him, I do that. And no, I'm not crazy :)
may651 14
Lol so are but imbrase it.
jackalope104 0
Wow
Doomfrost 0
Fred will never be forgotten, your "friends" on the other hand will.
Instag8r 0
Serioulsy I lol'd for about 5min on that one.
falloutgurl517 0
this is more of a MLIA (mylifeisaverage) story... but that is quite sad.
henri_fml 0
what are you waiting for? throw him a lavish burial to show your friends that you can party all by yourself. lol
Munkee 6
Or better yet, invite all of Fred's friends and relatives to make THEM feel left out.
AdmanRulz 0
Poor fred :C
ananamoose 0
you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason