oh my son
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
seriouslywtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
SadDad
United States
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Young love
Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Redbeard
Not now, Sweetie
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Michele
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Early learner
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
mystupidson
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI!!
Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
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rott3n 6
Age or length?
biggestfan23 11
If its length OP's son should be somewhat happy. He's above average
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well you know what they say, it's better to start young
HKCgrimmjow 15
What would you do for a Klondike bar.
howdeedoo 22
37-That has absolutely nothing to do with OP's situation
bettykooler 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
21 - not to burst your bubble but 6.5in is average.
T1A2Z3 35
Actually the average depends on the country. It's 5.5 in Ireland, 5.1 in the states, 4 inches in India and like 7.1 in the Congo.
Zomg_Okay 27
54 - I'm fairly sure that 21 meant outside the world of ****.
september1395 7
54- actually the average is 5 - 5.7 inches when hard.
gc327072 31
60/ really?? -.-
sens3sfailing 25
Yes really. Look it up. But then again, the average penis size of men who google average penis size is 3.4 inches
september1395 7
90 - yes really, are you disappointed now that you know you don't measure up?
perdix 31
#92, but if you Google your penis enough, you can make it grow a bit.
jpnitrox3 8
You are retarted.... It's 5 6.5 is above average
guci101 14
Someone likes Bo Burnham
Yashi2802 2
Age
Yashi2802 2
Age
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
*retarded.
1800chokethathoe 3
u geys r soo gay tlking abut penisis faggits
MarcusKA 2
Lmao
cooper_trooper 9
I'm sure the average length has been dragged down by all the Asians out there
Filthy_Animal 25
normal... we allways compare, from young age!!!
LunaArgentum 3
Bo Burnham!
BVBarmy_girl 22
Oh, they grow up so fast :3
gc327072 31
If ya know what I mean...
FYLminesGREAT 5
*tear*
razbery_nerd 4
Omg! I love BVB :3
sens3sfailing 25
well you are the only one...
zombieslayer83 19
I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.
lolkaela 6
Yeah, OP really shouldn't be too worried about this. It'd be a lot worse if her son was a teenager.
Enslaved 38
I agree. Kids are super curious. Especially, at that age. ***I remember when I was age 5, doing the "You show me yours and I'll show you mine". The little boy went first, I went next. He then followed me ALL around the school yard asking for a "do over" because he didn't see anything. Yeah, guess he was looking for what I DON'T have. Haha!
jim_bolicious 4
or in their 20's, lol
diaspora_fml 26
Unfortunately, saying that "they don't see anything wrong with it" implies that everyone else should. I would hope that equating the body with a shameful wrong is a receding attitude.
sophiekat 19
Who won?
Jjgibbs 5
Op- you should have shown them who is boss
RpiesSPIES 27
Obviously it was the friend, else OP wouldn't post the age excuse nor would (he?) have made the post on FML.
Bajee 10
I wonder who taught him that.
gczizza1997 15
This doesn't seem like to big of a problem. Talk to him about it.
kenleybunch 15
Again, he's 6.
Susieee_Q 9
It's not bad.... It's normal. They are curious about their bodies. Sigmund Freud theories about development and whatnot - look it up. OP is clearly overreacting in this situation. At least, to my opinion.
S4ssyK4t 18
Well, kids seem to be getting into this earlier and earlier
OhDearBetrayal 25
Pretty soon one year olds will be dry humping each other erotically.
TallestThoughts 12
Getting into what? Being curious about other people's bodies? Get off your high horse, everyone is curious about what is under other people's clothes, especially when they're little like that.
RedPillSucks 33
truly. at 6, this is not unusual for boys. my son kept asking why his sister didn't have one, and my neighbors daughter was stunned when she realized boys had extra anatomy.
OhDearBetrayal 25
55- I completely agree. It's better for them to be curious than to oppress them and then see the repercussions of that when they grow up to be older.
Looee 20
53- thank you for putting that completely unnecessary image in my head.
olpally 33
Need a moment? Grab a twix and walk away slowly. Or talk to them about that. I'm not sure what you should say.
cicpjaky 6
Hopefully they used this. ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
RedPillSucks 33
ooh. should put that in an algebra text book
drummergirl1031 2
Reminds me of the South Park episode
puggy74 5
Maybe they are planning on going to pick up some hot lady toddlers
Steve95401 49
Maybe Honey Boo Boo is available.
brand2017 9
Steve, please tell me thats sarcasm xD
Looee 20
No, no it's not sarcasm whatsoever