Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML
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Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
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macone 30
Did he know that he was your boyfriend?
DraftHail614 17
So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.
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Comments (28)
sophiehelen 32
I try to be open minded about the stuff posted on here but I just can't imagine this ever happening
macone 30
Did he know that he was your boyfriend?
Dave_Davington 34
Look on the bright side. More food for you.
kirby1964 20
Bummer for you, better luck with the next guy. Now the next question. Should you let her know?
incoming_pudding 9
If I were the wife I'd want someone to tell me... same way as if I were the "girlfriend" the first thing I'd be doing is telling the wife! Then again I find it hard to believe that OP didn't have a clue about him being married, it might just be me being over sceptical but surely there must have been some red flags?
DraftHail614 17
So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Mabye he was just retarded...
ChakatBlackstar 29
maybe he and his wife were poly and looking for a new partner and thought this was a good way to drop the bomb on her?
toooldforthis 19
I would have said yes and let her know when they came to dinner so he also would have been newly single, not for your benefit but for his wife. I know his wife is not your problem but if I were being cheated on, I'd want to know so I can handle it
Dave_Davington 34
Unless he has an IQ in the single digits, he's not going to ask his wife to dinner with a girl with whom he's cheating on her. More likely, they have some sort of open relationship.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Or they never made it clear that they are dating. Maybe he thought that they were just friends.
RichardPencil 32
His wife? You hope to win him over with your cooking so he’ll dump her for you? That’s an audacious plan!
Chris_1163187222 15
How stupid are you? Honestly
Summaria 10
I'm so confused. Did he know he was your boyfriend for 7 months? How far do you live apart? Have you had contact these 7 months? Was he married before these 7 months or did he just get married? If so didn't you notice a change in his behaviour or his mentioning of a new wife? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE????
Lobby_Bee 18
Sounds like he has put you in the friend zone all this time.
RichardPencil 32
More like "friend with benefits" zone!