Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
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Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
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Comments (160)
lolfood 24
Wow, that guy is such a jerk. You can find better.
beccaishereyay 11
Eh, I would've chose the cats too.
BandWagonGuy 8
Ohhoh, hoho, hohoh, oooh. You tell funny joke, ooooooh, It is because girl is - and three kitty, derp.
brittanyxo17 0
Cat ladyman problems
patrickalamo 48
Get a lager dog to eat the cats.
littlem91 29
I'm not sure, if somebody was allergic to my favourite pets that would be a deal breaker for me. This guy obviously just loves cats, doesn't seem that big a jerk to me.
JurassicHole 5
29 - What the hell are you even trying too say? This is why you don't mess with bath salts kids, you turn into a zombie or write retarded comments on FML. Or pointless ones like mine.
chemchic 7
90- looks like the Indian guy that works with Peter in a few episodes of Family Guy. He doesn't understand sarcasm, and explains every joke. It's funny ...but only on the show.
Sparks808 10
75 - Sure, I would have chosen my existing animals over any man (or I would have made sure he was ok with them before starting dating)..but to buy 3 kittens, find out your boyfriend/girlfriend is allergic to them, and break up with them because you want to keep the cats instead? Pretty jacked up. Kittens are pretty cute but an existing spouse should have been cuter, or at least more important.
MelTheGreat 23
Than*
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Meh. Time to move on then... Just make sure he's not crazily into cats!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Why? What's wrong with being "crazily into cats"? The breaking up part is a bit extreme, but I know that pets (I'm a dog person myself) can be a lot more agreeable than humans at times.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Nothing wrong with it - however OP is allergic to them. Finding someone who is crazily into them would mean that OP would have to deal with the a similar scenario again or the new guy would have to sacrifice his crazy love for cats. Either way it would affect both OP and the crazy cat lover. :-)
Beeftinkle 13
Most guys would choose 3 ******* over 1. FYL
Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Twonty2 6
Haha, nice.
yankfan89 27
71- maybe her boyfriend didn't give her enough time to try alternative options.
Calyx_fml 22
I knew someone would make a pussy joke.
LowLives 9
what if she found out she was allergic then told her boyfriend he had to get rid of them?
ablueshka 0
AGREEE!!! ^^^
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
PrimeEvilTahir 24
You rather 'what' cats to human? Love Hate **** Kill ???
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'll take 'Love' for $200, Alex.
Steel_BZ 8
I agree.
Rommel1942 9
Forever available*
lilpowers 3
FOREVER ALONE!!!
KBeatz 5
Three kittens? Obsessive much?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Correction sir. Three *******...
lolfood 24
You can never have enough!
KBeatz 5
Oh no, I believe there should be a limit to how many cats you have running around your house. Wouldn't want to seem like the crazy cat man now, would we?
nevereyes 31
I have 23 outdoor cats, 5 are strays that I have taken in. Also I have 2 indoor cats and 3 kittens.
blacksswan 10
Whoa what about when people have like 3+ dogs? People always think it's crazy when someone has more then 1 cat but when they have like 5 dogs no one says anything.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or like thirty fish. I still think more than three dogs is too much. Then again, maybe it's because the only dog I had died when I was like five, and I never had any pets besides fish since then.
greenie213 23
I don't know. If someone told me they had ten dogs, I'd think they were a crayon short of a whole box.
realSlimjimShady 7
^ I'd think they were a box of crayons short of the whole box.
skyeyez9 25
Depends on the size of the dogs, size of your house and if you bathe/brush them regularly. If your house smells like "dog" then you have too many in the house.
Blondi315 4
Life story not necessary.
Sarkisa54 5
Kill the cats... JK! JKJKJK! Please don't go murder that innocent cat now! ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Something tells me that you own the movie 'Fatal Attraction'.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
7- Why would you even say that? :(
MrPlopper 9
May I just say, no
matthew3 2
You may not see it now, but this is a good thing.
Qandol 26
Correct, us human can be unfaithful, but animals can never be unfaithful, OP's boyfriend did the right thing in here.
ebonyirony 29
More like, he wasn't going to be that great of a boyfriend anyway if he left her for 3 cats.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Nah, I think 31 has it. Cats outlast many relationships and don't betray you or cause drama.
xNephilim 19
Cats are the most selfish motherfuckers out there. Quit feeding them and they'll run away and go somewhere else. Or he'll, have a neighbor that feeds them "better" than you and they'll leave your ass too. Dogs are faithful. They'll love you even if you mistreat them and beat them and starve them. I love both though. I will have a kitty. And a puppy.
outoftown 27
#31, Cats may outlast relationships, but they bring their own special kind of drama. The kind that make great FMLs.
kimmi41509 10
Who can deny those little adorable fuzzy balls of cuteness?!
PrimeEvilTahir 24
OP.
jemmers 13
I know I can because I'm allergic to them.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hell, I can't stay away from the cuteness of kittens. Even if all they do is try to disembowel me.
blackpuddle 30
I"m allergic to them and I can't. I just ask them to please try to minimize cuddle time if they make me rash.
olgapolunets1 1
Not me :)
BuffaloSabres134 8
30 years from now he will be alone with multiple cats
iloveandy143 7
Sounds like he's already alone with multiple cats now.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
36- Exactly what I was thinking :P
TheDrudgeChild 4
Are you kidding me? He'll just as easily find a cat lover who isn't allergic. It's just an example of a bad pairing between people, not the end of the world.
AlexaWuzHere 31
I would be in a tough spot if I found out my boyfriend was allergic to cats.. I love my kitty. I don't think he should have dumbed you though, that seems a bit ridiculous. He could have given them to some friends and just visited them often.
iloveandy143 7
My bf is very allergic to my cat is sucks :(