Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
plexico 4
The conclusion is obvious: become gay. You'll have more success that way. You can be like me and stick it out being straight, but be ready for lots of failure.
kaka09 0
haha dont worry, i dont think women really seek men on craigs list.
fxdxhk90 0
Instead of looking for chicks on the internet, why don't you try stepping outside and looking for them in real life?
dore 0
at least you can pick up dudes
HaveNoShame 3
Having 17 people of any sex pursue your hotness in 2 hours is pretty flattering. Tell your friend that there's already enough people mucking up Craigslist, though. It's not shocking that more women aren't bothering to look for actual connections when people like to test their friends' attractiveness with fake ads.
Check_Mate 0
Time to start broadening your horizons, me thinks. Something like 40% of men have bisexual tendencies that they act upon. In my opinion just about everyone can be bisexual because love transcends gender.
goddessnike13 0
Women don't troll CL like men seem to, so I wouldn't worry too much.
Thepharaoh 0
You probably posted them yourself and ur just blaming it on ur friend when u saw the results. Plus women don't rly go on CL unless they're lesbians and guy's are the only ones who probably check out CL. Last, it's probably a sign for a change
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
aw, man I'm sorry to hear that! haha, that's gotta sting. if your that interested in that stuff yo can try eharmony or some site like that. just make sure you put man looking for woman.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Well, you have a fall back plan if women don't work out for you