Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
SeanieAppleSeed 0
Damn, I missed out. I probably would have replied too. But gay guys know the hotter guys anyway so take it as you're hot. Sean
decibel_beads 0
well...you can't say that nobody was interested :-)
worldofwarcraft1 0
sadly a similar thing happened to me on myspace, a while ago, my friend changed my status to Gay, i itgot like 6 request and stuff, i changed it to staight and get nothing
Archaik 0
Something like this happened where I live. Apparently it is rather illegal and the person who posted the fake ad is going to court over the matter with possible jail time or a huge fine.
8trickster8 0
All it proves guys are more horny than women. WHOWOULDATHOUGHTIT
Illidan_fml 0
Whatever douche.. That doesn't spell out yer fate
RespondomaticMan 0
Don't feel bad. Gays are more promiscuous and straightforward (irony!) than women.
p00p0ster0us 0
You clearly don't know craigslist at all. This is not a FML because women didn't respond to you. It's a FML because it didn't occur to you that maybe decent women don't need to seek men on free bulletin-board sites such as craigslist and would have good reasons to avoid such a place entirely. Don't worry, the 'results' don't mean anything except there are still guys looking for guys on craigslist and you're not so ugly that they'd pass you over.
alijacket 0
Good. You don't want to find a woman on CL. Gross. AND the men that did contact you were clearly looking for some ass. They must've been attracted to SOMETHING. So, either way, you win.
i_r_so_silleh 0
HAHAHAHA that's amazing. but still, i don't think that many girls would look on craigslist for guys, it's more likely for gay guys to search for guys online if you know what i mean.