Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
krispykreem 0
Are you gay? I mean if you are, at least you're better off right?
itsnikk10 0
Haha awe
Walt_1990 3
Don't use craigslist damn. Talk about weird.
Kazze 31
Flew right over your head.
sandra143 0
the OP is a male or female??
star_ver 0
Learn to read, please: #3713033 (16) it definitely does! (1478) - you totally deserved it (109) On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Kazze 31
Also, if it's in the "men seeking men" section on CL, you could guess OP is probably a guy.
caltain 0
All it shows is that men are desperate and your friend is a jerk.
simplyorange22 0
are u sure ur friend did this
Colt1235 0
http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=1402601 check out this site! its actually legit and you will get free items just for taking surveys.
dancin303 0
why are you posting that on every page. and thats irrelevant to the fml. please go read the comment rules please. op its just cl dont worry about it to much
skullbuster 0
That's because gay men are promiscuous and will shove their dicks in available hole...didn't you know that? You seem to have better luck with anonymous men than women, maybe it's time to start pinch hitting for the other team, huh?
lmmmr 0
That describes most men, regardless of orientation.
TaishoArcanix 0
i beg to differ on that statement. i'm male and i'd rather go completely Celibate rather than hit the 23452345 websites for dating/sex/shop-at-home-relationships.
WPGguy 0
Stereotype much? I take offense. I'm don't consider myself promiscuous at all.
kaelendra 0
craigslist is prolly one of the last sites most girls go to. ydi for doing a fml about that... there are far worse things that can happen and that sites been known as a bad spot to go to for that so smart women avoid it.
fakeredone 1
hey gay men are picky so take it as a compliment
skullbuster 0
Obviously, as evidenced by the relatively massive response to a complete stranger by the gays to a post on Craigslist vs the lack of response from the hetero women...