Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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Top comments
ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
nprugby11 0
Everyone forgets the rules of the internet...men are men, women are men, and children are federal agents. And why Craigslist? At least use a proper dating site if you're going down that route.
andy311 0
men are much faster to admit they want someone, even if they are into guys. women seem to need to be pursued, craigslist isnt the best avenue to do that. doesnt mean that boys like op better than girls do, just the nature of the sexes. and guys are way creepier on craigslist
Overcast117 5
Date men. It's like I have to spell it out for you people anymore.
hbgoddard 0
Are you making fun of homosexuals? YDI for being intolerant.
Jackadi 0
Maybe he's a straight guy and he's just saying that only men are attracted to him. And because he's straight and in that situation, his life is ******. Everyone always assumes people are being prejudice, but a lot of the time they're not trying to sound that way.
ithedarkknight 0
well the only thing i got from this is... alot of dudes wanna **** you in the ass... or you bend over while they **** you in the ass either way you look at it... someones getting ****** in the ass... sad isnt it...
melange_fml 0
At least you get responses. :/
Polionixon 2
LOL so funny. i'm sorry :P i guess it's true men will do anyone lol JUST KIDDING AGAIN
frenchyboy 0
LOL this was a good one to read.. got me good
minnerxx3 0
hahaha.. perhaps you should experiment? ;p
notabot 0
It just comes to show how desperate men are.