Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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DahkLohd 4
At least it wasn't a hooker ad.
Alanah101 0
OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.
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Comments (37)
Alanah101 0
OMG! The same thing is happening to my husband. Except its to rent out an apartment. The town these people are seeing this post is about a couple hrs drive.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
OMG! who cares?
Alanah101 0
OMG! LOL. You're so awesome!
billyz77 24
OMG!! She cares. Why do you have to be so crude? You'll have less stress on your life if you let the little things go. Try it. You'll see. It's peaceful not being a dick.
ZingDooper 0
SECOND ZOMG WOOT
DahkLohd 4
At least it wasn't a hooker ad.
Luke1717 0
I bet her "friends" are customers that seen her hooker ad and this just shows more people would rather buy a bike then buy a night with her
DahkLohd 4
^ I'd rather have the bike too. You ride the bike as many times as you want, but you ride the hooker only once.
iknowimawesome 13
TeeHee.
skittle68 0
::shrug:: someone repeatedly posted my number for a 24/7 party girl (hooker) service. Now that sucked. But not really an FML... Just had to change my number
rattusrattus 19
Some students at my mum's old school did this once, to their headmaster, deliberatly, using the school office number. And the headmaster's shiny new car. The result was similar and apparently the headmaster was ANGRY.
Doortje 30
Are you sure it was an accident? Maybe your "friends" wanted to mess with you.
123skyline 0
You should make friends with those people who call you.
DakotaCat 4
That's nothing! Before I switched my # I kept getting calls from Arizona asking if I was some lady. And a whole bunch of calls asking for a Tiffany White. Who's Tiffany White?
Crimsonhead 0
That used to happen to me, except, it was people (from a different state) wanting quotes for a new fence. It went on for a year, due to the company having my number listed in that years phone book. In the end, I gave quotes and a time I'd be there. I’m an aesthetician. Anyway, it was a bit of entertainment, for your day. You'll live.
Alanah101 0
Lol@Crimsonhead. Giving quotes? funny.