Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Don't sweat, women who are REALLY seeking men don't look for them on CL.
mikakarie 0
Haha aww take it as a compliment.
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Comments (116)
jewelzgalore 0
lmao!
ellysa_fml 0
The fail boat is leaving in a Couple if minutes there wondering where you are.
Arancaytar 0
It's a phenomenon seen on BBSs with disproportionate genders, too. Homosexual men outnumber heterosexual women. Factor in online partner search which is even more disproportionate, and anyone who says you look cute is probably a man, regardless of whether you are a man or a woman.
tempaccount 0
That's because there are No Girls On The Internet. Didn't anyone tell you that?
jnic 0
after the craigslist rape, i don't see many women going for men they don't know on the internet. reasons like this is why it's like that. this is why you RARELY see women seeking out guys in the adult gigs section and whatnot, or guys serving women under adult services.
lolman55_fml 0
Well at least somebody likes you...even if its a same sexed being...lol who am i kidding YLIF
ThatOneQueerKid 0
"Today, I found out I am attractive to gay men. FML." You're a dumbass.
Panicattackx5 0
You're "friend" didnt post anything. You would have to confirm the posting via e mail, so you had to be in on it. Also, welcome to the real world, where there are way more horny guys than horny girls online. What a ******* shock.
unlucky_angel02 0
On the bright side, most gay guys are seriously hot.
stevenstyle 2
craiglist is for sellin world of warcraft accounts, not tryna bag girls... lmfao.