Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
MediaBabe
Wallsend, United Kingdom
Movie night
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
girlllll
Denmark
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
WhatALoserAmI
Bhopal, India
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Top comments
ddrluna 2
Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.
NotSprinkles 0
Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......
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KevinB_fml 0
dear god that's just awful. I get maybe you're not into sports, but... I make fun of my female friends when they watch Oxygen/Lifetime.
Roddsy 0
soo imma guy and i don't really like watching sports ;p
blamdarot 0
Guys that watch sports are boring as boyfriends. Science is interesting. Keep on doing your thing.
ziqi92 0
relax, i'd do that too. i never watch the superbowl.
retardthinkswhat 3
#18 all the way
nick17 0
Hand in your man card now
MunchieCrumbles 0
hahahaha
skins4ever 0
what man card? none of these gay guys have em if they dont even watch the superbowl. thats like 1 of the least american things u can do, not watch the superbowl. even if its just 4 the commercials u should watch it
gorbagil 0
Dun wurry, super bowl may not be for all (definatley not for me)
warrior513 0
Hahaha Wow! Yeah your life does suck because no amount of explaining could heal that wound. lol
BrEnNo1023 5
yes #39, because being american is all about sexual tension and doing what society tells you for fear of being called 'gay' or '***' or 'not a man' which could seriously hurt your self-esteem and that huge testosterone-driven ego stick in your pants will shrivel up and die if you don't bench-press twice your weight and keep your mind as dumb and idle as possible by watching men collide with each other and watching pretty cheerleaders dance around in nothing but shiny skirts and pom-poms all while thinking that someday you'll be just like those guys with the skinny waists and big shoulder-pads, getting paid six-figure salaries just because you can drink a six-pack of beer and **** a random self-esteemless **** and punch a geek in the face while high-fiving your jocktard buddies all at the same time. yep. i bet you're proud to be american. sure.
musicninja 0
Who cares? It's not like you have to watch/like sports to be a man. Not every guy does. At least not the intelligent, thinking ones.