Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband walked in, lit a cigarette, burped, farted, opened two beers at once, then sat down in his armchair in his boxers to watch anime. My three best friends sat on the sofa thought it was hilarious while I was mortified. FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my husband stormed out to the pub because he couldn’t stand listening to my mother droning on and on about the same stories she always tells and the programmes she watches everyday. He didn’t think of taking me with him, so I had to stay and listen to the boring old bat. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, I discovered my husband and kids wait until I’m out of the house before doing fun activities like water fights, board games, Xbox sessions, football, and the like. Apparently I’m such a buzzkill and moody sore loser, they can only have fun without me around. FML
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Top comments
UniUni 20
So he can't be happy because you're embarrassed? Maybe you need to grow up
Crowned Sataness 12
oh grow tf up. let him get a little enjoyment out of life. you sound like a massive nag and a joy kill, it's probably the only pleasure he gets in life -a 44 year woman
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UniUni 20
So he can't be happy because you're embarrassed? Maybe you need to grow up
Crowned Sataness 12
oh grow tf up. let him get a little enjoyment out of life. you sound like a massive nag and a joy kill, it's probably the only pleasure he gets in life -a 44 year woman
Vesi 30
I'm a 49 yr old woman and *I* still watch kids movies with my hubby (and he had 14 years on me!) so yeah.. there is nothing wrong with enjoying children's' movies.
Lost Reggie 22
You suck for not supporting things that make your husband happy.
historygrad74 19
I'm 49 with no kids and love kids movies! There's something wrong with you.
idragosani 17
Hell with that, I watch kid's movies all of the time, and I'm almost 60. Nothing at all wrong with it.
Rake 18
get kids!
MistressAfrodite 5
you suck. reflect on that.