Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Top comments
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
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Comments (172)
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
but you did
denbeste 3
She's the real idiot, if you think about it.
unfortunate_13 5
that's what you get for dating Kelso.
ell_oh_ell 0
Ahahahahhaha #20 I love kelso
ScaughtieHolden 11
20 won xD
kritz0 10
Why doesn't YDI have more votes?
insertclevername_fml 0
Number 20, you're my hero...
MizzKrista 0
WOW!
jackgoldstein 5
hot picture...
noobienick 19
More like tasty
aussie_gemini 5
that's romance right there! ha!
my_names_nico 0
Boy, what a idiot. I really don't know how anyone could be that stupid and actually try to pull that off.
TayonaC 10
ya all thatll do is make you pass out and once that happens you'll just start breathing again.... he is a failure in life
MrBond007_fml 6
yup, I say take him out of his misery though, just give him a gun.
CaptainDoorknob 7
It's pure unbiased immaturity at its' finest.
iHaveADream_ 0
Haha wow. Can you even commit suicide that way !?
Monjara 4
no. you will faint and then start to subconsciously breathe.
larisonr 4
I don't think subconsciously is the word, maybe involuntarily.
pingpongz 1
as you try to strangle yourself, you lose air and become more weak. then your hands lose energy, then you'll give up entirely cos you have no more strength left to strangle.
SassiestLemon 2
I think unconciously is the word of the day here!
SassiestLemon 2
By the way, 32: OP said he held his breath, not strangled himself.
Bobissmall 13
Actually reflex is the correct word.
Hyogoko 0
eventually your lungs will force themselves to breathe and take in air
shaneac 0
33, nice picture XD
Link_fml 0
Nope. Your brain will be like "WTF is goin on here?!" and you will pass out so your lungs can start taking in oxygen again. Impossible to kill yourself by merely holding your breath. Asphyxiation or suffocation is a different story.
Wuuper 0
now that's an idiot *clap clap*
ChrisLTC 3
I once saw someone try drowning themselves in a bathroom sink!
SassiestLemon 2
Problem is, that might actually work.
ChrisLTC 3
yeah but more than likely they will just pass out and fall on the floor.
USAF_girl 3
that wouldn't work because your bodys first reaction would be to lift up and breathe. maybe the person watching him do it could have helped? lol
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
I was told once that you can't really drown yourself like that. Once your body starts to panic, your body will instinctively force itself up and out of the water. It has something to do with your body's natural desire to keep itself alive.
thesoccerone7 3
it actually possible but not likely. No, you can't hold yourself underwater, that is when your reflex kicks in. However, if you end up inhaling the water and it cannot get out of your lungs, you can drown.
USAF_girl 3
Your instincts would be to get yourself out of the water before you actually breathed it in. No shit if water gets in your lungs you drown.
shaneac 0
Technically, you can drown without dying. Drowning is just getting water in your lungs, the definition doesn't include dying. Just an interesting bit of information...
MissBunny25 0
haha that's actually pretty funny. idk how you don't laugh at something like that.
Nandito2 0
#8 OMG u look like Ke$ha but prettier!
MissBunny25 0
haha really? uh.. thanks..? I actually get that alot . that and Britney spears.. guess I have a look that says "crack *****" lmfao
allard 14
well, at least it's 'Sexy crack *****' <3
ballwiz23 0
yea is that really you in the pic? because the girl in the pic is gorgeous.
MissBunny25 0
yeah that's me :) and thanks y'all :) haha
domosumo 0
You look like that woman with the talk show, she's really funny.. what's her name again.. Ellen Didgeridoo.
MissBunny25 0
ah really? cause you look like a skinny gay boy with a saggy ass
dlp92 0
Is his name Billy because my ex Billy did the exact same thing.....he is crazy! lol
MissBunny25 0
Billy is such a hood strong name
MissBunny25 0
*good
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Billy? From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
emodude44 0
Billy? Damn! I remember that kid! I'm Grim!
styphon 5
hood strong. I love that phrase and I now promise to use it more in life
MissBunny25 0
hahahahahahahah ik you're making fun of me but it was funny :D
ReginalUT 0
Some peoples kids. Go slap his mom for giving birth to a moron!
T3P33_fml 0
this guy's a campain for abortion all by himself!
Anaxes 5
I can see someone is on a Campaign against the English language.
hanhen 0
ha waste of sperm :)