Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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Top comments
calilovesneb 12
Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.
theslimshadylp 6
Best show on television i don't blame her.
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Comments (107)
calilovesneb 12
Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.
kooochris1995 14
Today, my son started watching Breaking Bad without me. FML
gree_fml 11
My parents eventually began to watch breaking bad behind eachothers backs in secret. In a way, they're having separate affairs through tv.
khaya 9
My dad started watching breaking bad and now he makes crystal meth.
biggestfan23 11
I can see why she is upset. Breaking Bad is the best show on television right now without a doubt
murlocholmes 5
What are you complaining about.. Now you can easily spoiler-alert her at inopportune times.
waz433 0
Wow don't be such a bitch!!!
hobosapien081 10
wow, just wow...
Zomg_Okay 27
The quest for #1 claims another victim.
buck33 14
15 - Its a serious condition.
unknown_user5566 27
Have to post my standard response for comments such as these: World of Warcraft, just World of Warcraft? ;)
MindFreakazoid 10
54 - That, or they meant Wombats on Weed. Both make sense.
pokefan813 16
Wonderbread on waggon? Oh screw it I tried...
theslimshadylp 6
Best show on television i don't blame her.
Insane_Tea 15
Danm right. I'm sure we all wish we could get close to the bad assness that is Mr. White. Except the parts where he takes his clothes off. Ya.. definately not those parts.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
I don't think anyone can look as badass as he does while standing around in their underwear.
theslimshadylp 6
I don't think anyone can look as badass in that car he used to drive but he does.
MichellinMan 20
I love breaking bad. but everyone is going to beat me shitless, because I like the walking dead more.
Dadothy 8
I agree with your mom, Breaking Bad is just that good
Psych101 9
The real victim of this FML is the mother. We all grieve for her loss.
Rodders_SOTC 1
I presume you are at least 16 by the g/f remark. Back away, mother and son can be too close.
Senseless_487 29
You shouldn't ASSUME things like that. He could be 18, 19, or even in his twenties, still be single, and live with his mom. There are quite a few people out there like that.
FtP_Benihana 0
He said ATLEAST 16
ebonyirony 29
You mom is right. If you cannot commit to breaking bad, you cannot commit to anything else.
ebonyirony 29
Thanks for all the thumbs guys. I could raise an army of thumbkins, but I misread it. I thought OPs mother started without OP :3
katiekatlovesu 5
She's PMSing.
Marcella1016 32
Idk why 7 and 8 are getting thumbed down. I mean, they're making an assumption but that was my first thought too. It's one thing to be disappointed, but to start tearing into OP's character for watching a show? I've literally done the exact same thing with my roommate, and I realize outbursts like that tend to happen around my PMS time...
unknown_user5566 27
They are getting thumbed down because the standard "Oh, she must be on her period/PMSing!" comments are way too overused, and lack originality.
kjklopu 1
Yall be trippin pms jokes r hilarious
lostinlabels 8
Thumbs are not like the points on "Whose line..." They actually do matter.
Marcella1016 32
Oh 55 I didn't realize they were one of the "standard jokes"...my first thought was literally pms so I thought they were being serious.
kooochris1995 14
It's that time of month I see.
flutter4 7
Or a raging bitch
kidepicfest 0
Did she ask you to wait?
KiiwiiRox 6
What the hell does that have to do with watching a tv show without her? That's stupid. Tell her you get it from her ;)