Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Top comments
imtooshy 18
Oh boy! I hope it really was a legitimate mistake. How long before she realized it wasn't you?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Well hopefully he wasn't a good kisser and they don't hit it off
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Comments (90)
imtooshy 18
Oh boy! I hope it really was a legitimate mistake. How long before she realized it wasn't you?
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
How do you forget where your boyfriend is sitting? The stupidity it would take for it to be a mistake... either way she's a twat.
imtooshy 18
Anything is possible. People have forgotten so many much more important things in life....read the news, I've seen kids die as their own parents or grandparents have forgotten them in the car. You never know where anyone's mind is and forgetting is totally possible.
xx000o 27
Maybe there's another person in her life that you didn't know about.
KiddNYC1O 22
Too long...
lectricpharaoh 9
#22: people that do that shouldn't have kids. Either they are incompetent or uncaring, but they shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
Simoneaux17 11
Mistake or not, she's a cheating *****.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Well hopefully he wasn't a good kisser and they don't hit it off
vbecka 17
That sucks, op. Did she at least stop? She should have noticed that she was making out with the wrong guy!
vbecka 17
especially if there was tongue involved.
vbecka 17
or the drink straw
softrally 15
If the other guy knew about it, and made out with your girlfriend anyway, he's an asshole.
anotherafro 4
who in their right mind would stop that girl?
JasonUMN 15
I have heard about sharing popcorn and arm rests at a movie, but never girlfriends.
BlissfulLiss 18
I guess she was so into the movie she forgot what side you were sitting on. I wonder what her reaction was when she realized it was the wrong person.
pam241 15
Was it on purpose or an honest mistake?
MissVeracity 12
It's honestly not that hard to see people that you are sitting next to at the cinema...
Treveyon56 14
I highly doubt it was an accident though I've seen dumber mistake so it's possible. If it wasn't then it's time for a change in you life.
Wizardo 34
Hopefully it was a mistake and theatres are dark and this stranger may have looked like you, otherwise talk to her and find out where her allegiances lie...