Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
MediaBabe
Wallsend, United Kingdom
Movie night
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
girlllll
Denmark
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
WhatALoserAmI
Bhopal, India
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
elijah
United States
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
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ddrluna 2
Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.
NotSprinkles 0
Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......
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warrenhv 0
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y'all are such tools if you think football, especially the Super Bowl is stupid/gay also, #5 the Super Bowl this year was one of the best ever, don't even try to make the poster feel better by saying he/she didn't miss much
criminalmind 10
actually he wouldn't be a tool for watching it. He'd be a tool for giving into watching it if forced. Plus a buncha guys jumping on each other wearing tights? Sounds pretty gay
keven501 12
How maybe some people don't actually give a shit about football or the Super Bowl and so to them they didn't miss out on anything I know I never do and I use to play football.
kayakerp1 12
No one cares though how good the super bowl was. No one
saywhat16262 0
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You have lost all your man privileges And everyone who don't like football were probably bang geeks and unsocial dipwads.
darknut79 17
You forgot "people capable of doing tasks other than watching fat people run into each other."
mylyfesux98 3
I don't like football, I have a great social life and I am most definitely not a band geek. You, sir, are judgemental and discriminatory.
s_peachyoung 3
WHATS WRONG WITH BAND GEEKS?!?! MARCHING BAND IS WAY MORE WORK THAN YOU THINK IT IS. WE PRACTICE LONGER THAN THE FOOTBALL TEAM !!
Icalasari 0
#20: I am NOT a Band Geek
cturtle 2
Yeah, because there's nothing gay about a group of guys in tight pants running around trying to tackle each other. **** football, what movie were you watching?
thebirdistheword 0
so??? wtf does that mean? get over it not a FML
shankzilla 0
fag
ddrluna 2
Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.
H4H 15
You said not to care about other people's opinions then voiced your own biased opinion. If you don't like the Super Bowl, keep it to yourself, don't encourage others not to watch it by not being a 'drone'. Let them think for themselves
_Adog2645 24
26- You should honestly consider suicide
Eyegethigh420951 0
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You know how I know how your all gay?cause you would all watch a womans channel over football. Your supposed to me men. Pick up your skirts and grab your balls.
PrinceOfBritain 20
Buddy, football is honestly the poorest excuse for a sport since darts. It's fat men wearing pads running into each other. And let's be fair, the only reason the majority of people watch the Super Bowl is for the commercials.
_Adog2645 24
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nice18 0
Nancy boys rugby or Oxygen? I'll take Oxygen.
Chunchunchun 3
Hear hear, rugby is a real sport. Not one I take much interest in either, but it's a damn sight better than American's playing "football" with their hands.
Dbotmen 9
You need to realize that's why we call what you call football, soccer, and what you would call american football we call football. Ja?
mvfootball12 0
Wow u missed the super bowl for an oxygen show or movie that's dumb ur so stupid