sweetjulie
Today, and for the past week, my 5-year-old daughter has been introducing herself as “Mazda. Zoom-zoom!” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maria lucia
Weird kid
Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
madela
Drugs
Today, my daughter admitted that she sometimes forgets her own name upon waking. She’s 15. FML
llozano715
France
Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
Mike
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 year-old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Rae
United States
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Anonymous
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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bluhbluhbluh 14
That is honestly quite delightful
Kyle Reagan 11
Is her real name Mercedes?
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Comments (5)
bluhbluhbluh 14
That is honestly quite delightful
Kyle Reagan 11
Is her real name Mercedes?
mssileas 25
That sounds like the opposite of an FML moment. Try again when she's 15 :)
Kristoffer 35
Your kid is funny and you should be proud.