Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Movie night
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Top comments
ddrluna 2
Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.
NotSprinkles 0
Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......
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Comments (106)
cp1338 0
And this is a problem because??
TheBoss5543 0
Your gay
jojo1125 3
Wtf... Im a girl and I wouldn't miss the super bowl for anything plus I keep to pig out during the game(:
doglover100 29
Oxygen has nice movies on
elphi_fml 4
I have some bad news for you, my friend...
jcbinglis 7
Football sucks. I turn off My tv and phone on that day so I don't have to hear about it. I also love the puppy bowl.
ajh557 22
I absolutely hate football... But it's the Super Bowl num nuts don't you love your country?
chandlerbelacic 17
Did you ask him to stay and finish the film with you? But don't worry, I too would rather watch a movie than the Super Bowl.
DippinGrizzly907 27
That's it. I need your man card and your beard. Which I doubt you have. So no growing one until you Man the **** up!
happyapy 16
Big deal! The Super Bowl is boring.