Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Hopefully it was a horror movie. No one will hear their screams... Now you just need to figure out how to get rid of the bodies.
ALittleFreak 15
Spend the rest of the movie throwing popcorn at their heads. Just kidding you're better than that. That's garbage man, ditch them both.
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Comments (35)
Welshite 40
Hopefully it was a horror movie. No one will hear their screams... Now you just need to figure out how to get rid of the bodies.
hellnosucka 27
I recommend turning the bodies into a new popcorn flavor.
Welshite 40
Genius. It'll already be enriched with iron.
MrZed_fml 11
I'll help don't worry
ALittleFreak 15
Spend the rest of the movie throwing popcorn at their heads. Just kidding you're better than that. That's garbage man, ditch them both.
Welshite 40
Don't waste perfectly good popcorn on cheaters! You eat it and watch the drama unfold.
YourOpinionSucks 22
Why bother? OP is behind them, just choke them both out and punch on their faces a bit and be done with it. Cheaters are waste of human resources and should be treated as such.
Dale_shackleford 13
That's when you kick his seat and smile when he turns around.
cocacola999 27
A whole new level of stupid. Doing your friend's girlfriend is bad enough, but to actually go and see the same movie with her at the same screening where your friend invited you to?
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Call me old fashioned, but having sex with a friend's girlfriend is a lot worse than seeing a movie with them.
nanner6206 24
Absolutely, but 4 was saying it's pretty stupid to go to the same place @ the same time Knowing OP would be there, and the cheating would be found out.
cocacola999 27
Yes, thanks, #13 - sorry, English is not my first language! I was trying to say that OP's "friend" is not only an asshole, but a stupid asshole.
usnwife 18
I would assume the friend thought OP wouldnt go alone without the friend so friend thought he was clear to go with the girl... still stupid, and they are both horrible people, but as far as why he went to this showing of the movie...
cheyluvsturtles 30
Ditch the bitch. And if you're old friend knew of the relationship then ditch him to
DeadxManxWalking 27
if you live with your girlfriend then put all her stuff on the curb with a sign saying free stuff
shortstack101 3
i freaking love this lol
kamaltheabstract 14
Now your ex-girlfriend, OP?
brenton490 19
Just 2 more names to add to the ex list.Annnnd check and check.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You're not the loser op, your ex friend and ex girlfriend are the real losers.
zebra3_fml 7
no attempts at humor. I'm really sorry for the pain you feel.