Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Movie night
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Don't yuck his yum
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Top comments
ddrluna 2
Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.
NotSprinkles 0
Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......
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Comments (106)
grandamracergirl 5
so what if your friend found you not watching football. at least your secure in your manhood to watch what you want. im a girl and i LOVE football but hell if there's a good movie watch it! screw what your friend says plus some girls find it sexy when a guy will do things like that. if your secure with yourself then you shouldn't feel bad at all that just means hes not secure with himself
tennisaddict5393 0
aweee haha football can blow sometimes
ccc01 1
FU SuperBowl is more than just a game. It is bigger thanthe fourth of July for my whole family and community every year. SuperBowl is also the most televised event in the US, so face it sports are the most popular thing.
T1A2Z3 35
Mmm because the USA is the entire world... good job sweetie. Wanna try that geography thing again?
6969awesome 0
I like oxygen :D
DllnBro 0
Who dat fag watching oxygen instead of da saints winnin dat superbowl
ididurmom 0
Hey, #45, youre a douche, not everyone likes to watch sports.
nachohuerres 6
American football isn't as good as futbol.
OasC82 0
screw you it is fantastic
Inquizeron 18
Futbol is soccer you brain dead degenerate
T1A2Z3 35
You guys need some GAA! I mean I don't really like sports but GAA is better than football and whatever I think you americans do... I have no idea. I just know the gear looks weird.
darknut79 17
yeah, same here- its a mindless passtime if you ask me =)
grace9856 0
agreed
rety1 13
so? I'm a guy and 17 and I pay zero attention to any sports I had to ask my dad what the world cup even was a while back.. I thought it had something to do with hockey lol. i'm a car guy so I don't pay any attention to sports and in some rare cases I pay more attention to cars than girls.. think whatever I don't really care..