Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I had to perform with my orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song, I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing, "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
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nowIshallrise 0
could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.
Gi510 0
Sounds like ur teacher is an ass
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nowIshallrise 0
could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.
mayoral26 0
yeah I would definitely take this up with the principle of your school if he still tries to give you an F that you definitely don't deserve...
tulsafml 0
your mom.
failblogftw 0
douche bag teacher
C6Racer 0
No, YOUR mom.
bazingaman10 0
no, no, YOUR MOM
josephhhhhh 0
your moms
C6Racer 0
Your grandma! What now?!
morgan320 0
you're mom!
techweed 12
no, no, no, no, no, BALLS TO YOU
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Your sister, who cheated on you with me.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
so even though she was already someones sister, she decided to go and be your sister for a little while?
FFAffliction 0
Peanut butter slap biznitch!!
nmitche95 0
all the females in ur family and some in other peoples families!!!!! what do u have to say to that
chelseaheming 0
My goodness. Are you morons really going to argue about this?!
Gi510 0
Sounds like ur teacher is an ass
Impact_In_3_2_1 2
Smack dat ass! No, seriously, that teacher is messed up.
br00kr 22
Hahaha my teacher is an ass also. Hahahaha she gave me an f for telling somebody else tostop cheating off of somebody else who was cheating. WHT NOW FOOLS.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op, you were just trying to help!(: If he can't accept that that's his problem.
funnyFMLSplz 0
I z b , your my favorite. the first I saw ur comments I loved them. ur one of the reasons I like FML :D - no ****
musicfreak9821 6
...yeahh
Thabb 0
No, if he gives her an F that is definitely her problem too.
saturnsonic 3
your teacher must be a liberal!
TayonaC 10
well they must really hate you or you suck at singing and they finally have a reason to fail you...
AEverydayDouche 1
If she sucks at singing there´s probably a reason to fail her right there.
musicmaniac13 0
This person is a fraud! You practically stole my nickname and then copied my story and changed it a little! And for all you assholes who were saying that I got an F cause I can't sing? I got a full ride scholarship to a performing arts school so **** YOU
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. That was sweet of you. :)
techweed 12
you're really beautiful, Jess, though you look older than ur age. I like that
nbk1405 0
Stalker....
TayonaC 10
that's pretty creepy #65
jess6blondie9 3
Thank you, I apreciate it. :)
sweetiffany 0
I would go tattle to the principal.
techweed 12
I love your pic (if it's you) how did you do it, computer effects or mask? my money's on Photoshop
LycaonMoon 0
I think it's one of those apps where you apply dead skin to look like a zombie.
zombii7 5
Yeahh, definitely computer effects. If it was costume make up, it would look more contoured to her face instead of just on top of her face.
keepmeonthedl 7
My teacher always tells us to help if someone is about to pass out on the risers. You did the right thing. Your teacher is apparently ignorant to the fact that falling, especially on the upper levels of the risers, is dangerous and painful. And he or she seems to think that someone passing out would make less of a distraction than someone helping the person.
ohlala13 2
yeah I have passed out while standing on top of the risers and nobody helped me... broke my ankle for the first time that day..
camster8393 1
My teacher always says we are just supposed to ignore it and keep singing. That's really hard yo do though. I was at a concert one time when this girl passed out and the two guys on both sides of her caught her, picked her up, and carried her off stage. It went really smoothe and half of the choir didn't even know anything had happened
musicfreak9821 6
atleast you know that you did the right thing. don't let the stupid teacher ruin your day!!!
ubber_cool 0
your teacher's a ****
Pocahontas22_fml 0
unnecessary choice of words.
josh5634 0
but at the same time very necessary
rudegirlmania 10
is ANY adjective necessary? there is, almost always, a synonym for every adjective so, #55 your statement is pretty stupid. or dumb. or idiotic. (I think you get me)
crabbyabby718 0
yes an adjective is necsasary other
crabbyabby718 0
yes an adjective is necsasary other
Colin466 0
Rudegirl has a problem with ****? Wow guess you hear that a lot then!
Hockeyfreak123 0
no it was completely nessecary!