Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
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mk_03 0
Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P
Mattyknows 0
At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.
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Comments (98)
mk_03 0
Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P
vtranchitella14 3
I probably would've cried.
Wicked361 8
if that was me I would call him an inconstruction jerk then I would lie and say my grandma was in the hospital and I rushed leaving to see her the whole weekend:)
MeleMallory 0
#91 what's an inconstruction jerk?
Comet_Candy 23
I believe they meant inconsiderate.
magnetic_aura 26
#80 - Me too. People know how to play on insecurities. :-(
Evie_fml 14
Sensing more than a little insecurity on his part...
Mattyknows 0
At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.
Pikalu1 3
I don't think she missed it, I think the grandmother texted back something rude. Or, at least, that's what I thought... at first... for some reason...
MeleMallory 0
#87 you're really dumb. how could the grandma text something back? the OP didn't have her phone with her. Read much?
alotta_fachina 0
#1 you are more than right.
actressinpink 0
okay, if he's asking you to prom via TEXT MESSAGE - he's not worth it.
jennaleighhh 0
i agree with 7. asking through text is one of the most unclassiest ways to do it. and then proceeding by calling you fattie? you should be happy youre NOT going to prom with him. hes a bit two-faced if you ask me!
Lasagnaa 24
8- I know this is random but you look like Angelina from Jersey Shore
punjabtimelord 18
Looking like anyone from jersey shore is hardly a compliment, more the opposite.
roflcoptin 0
like everyone else has said i don't think he's worth it but if you really like him you should call him back and explain what happened
rorygilmore07 0
yeah but you can make him feel guilty too just imagine this: This weekend I finally decided to ask this girl I like to prom. I sent her a text asking, and when she didn't answer I texted, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." I then found out that she had spent the weekend with her grandmother and I am now without a date. FML
PackardBell_fml 19
There would be mostly "YDI"s on that one.
TryToBeKind 0
Sounds like your crush is awfully impulsive and selfish. I'd text back/call back (or better yet, if they're the timid type) go face-to-face and sweetly inform them that you would have (emphasis on the past tense) loved to go with them but . . . you're sort of glad you accidentally left your phone behind because now you see their true nature and are glad you didn't waste your time.
fatblackman 0
Uh you should of answered.... And thank you #9. That's reasonable.
beth_vols 0
She didn't have her phone? How was she supposed to answer it?