Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
baxcey 3
Stop judging psychics like there con artists. There not. Hey need to make a living to and everything they say I true you ass!
THE_A_TEEN 28
*They *too "everything they say I true you ass!"? Wut? I bet you're OP's wife.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I forgot: *They're *They're Please pay $25 to A_TEEN Industries for the grammar corrections. A_TEEN Industries, better than Bastard Corp. since 1994.
Llamacod 11
Here, let me help you to be intelligent. "Stop judging psychics like *they're* con artists. *They're* not. *They* need to make a living too("also" would work as well) and everything they say (and here I am just guessing at what you mean) is true, you ass! See that wasn't too hard now was it?
ax1989 0
those psychic visions really screw with ones ability to type; and form a statement that makes any kind of sense huh? I'll believe in psychics when I see the headline "psychic winns lotto 4th time in a row". *paraphrasing and old James Randy joke*
ax1989 0
wins*
22cute 17
Thanks, #75 These trolls only know what they hear. Never bother to test anything out. Just follow the crowd like sheep - it's easier than thinking.
Shrike 24
189- Hahahah! If you hadn't put a number ahead of your comment, I'd have thought you were talking to one of the rational people on this thread. You know, the ones aware of all the objective research on this kind of thing that shows it up as total bullshit. Get rid of your confirmation bias and try again. Even disregarding that, you're calling people trolls for not sharing your beliefs? Nice one, bigot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, some people are skeptical about psychics. That doesn't mean they're sheep. Oh, and following what 'good things' you people are saying about psychics means you are a sheep too.
22cute 17
I challenge you to site even one piece of actual research on psychics. I challenge you to actually speak to a psychic. Skepticism is great, I share that. But it MEANS looking for evidence before accepting beliefs FOR or AGAINST....not just blindly accepting that things outside your limited experience are untrue.
Levvy 22
Really? "Everything"? Is that really the word you wanna go with? Do you wanna confirm that first?
camiguin 3
If something that stupid made her break it off she probably had doubts before. So now he question is what made her have those doubts? Something that might have darkened you aura???
DazedSiren 5
Wow... I see auras and a fiancée that stupid is doing you a favor
eccentrix 12
You seem pretty negative to me.
dharmaxxx 2
she sounds delusional. looks like you dodged a bullet there!
ryanbeast 7
If you ask me, you're way better off without her.
jayisacooter 1
The psychic was correct - your dark aura and negativity come across loud & clear in your post - thank God your X fiancé had the good sense to seek the help of the psychic!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh great, another believer of "psychics".
pokefan813 16
He was joking. Or at least I hope he was...
Levvy 22
Familiar with the phrase "self-fulfilling prophecy"? Just one of the many ways people who believe in things like this make sure they always think they're right.
22cute 17
I know, really!
missalice0306 19
I say she has already been thinking about breaking it off with you and she just used that as an excuse. You're better off without her either way.
Haenir 1
Dodged that bullet.
mrtjawesome 14
better to have loved and have lost than... never mind u may have had a good thing happen