Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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andrysb24 5
that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned
motero 0
damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is
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Comments (49)
andrysb24 5
that does sound horrible! j/k OP sorry things didn't work out the way you planned
pwincessa23 1
maybe something else was gonna happen. I'm sure you can propose some other time. sorry if you went out of your way to plan something really special. I hope everything works out for both of you.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
plan for a different night. if it happens again she don't wantchu. Aite. okay then problem solved. what's next?
jacetopia96 1
exactly.
whatup360 1
consider yourself saved from a bad marriage
breakofdawn1 0
NEW GF
longboarder95 0
it's not always that simple actually it's almost never that simple
gladstone123 5
Maybe she doesn't wanna get married to you.
L3Paparazzo 7
Take a hint
manzanita2121 6
I agree!
shsftbl61 0
Sounds dead on to me lol
Serec 0
I know, huh?
Achall91 17
Why are superstitious people not allowed to get married? I don't understand your comment.
zivlaks 0
she sensed she needs to go on a date with someone else :)
motero 0
damn if dats not coincidence I don't know what is
XxKyttixX 0
haha well maybe she was right.
_streets_ 19
well maybe she had a feeling you were going to propose and in her mind, that is a horrible thing because she doesn't want to marry you. Or to make you feel better, just think that maybe something horrible was gonna happen.
docscientist 10
Or she's just irrationally superstitious...err wait, all superstition is unfounded. Besides, how is marriage proposal ever to be defined as something horrible happening? Awkward, unfortunate, or undesired maybe, but that's a far cry from horrible.
DjeePee 25
I would find it horrible. It doesn't matter what the answer is, it will change the relationship, and I hate change. My answer at this very moment would be 'I don't know', which would make my partner frustrated, which would make me frustrated...if it's unwanted, then a proposal could be horrible.
docscientist 10
My idea of horrible when someone gets a 'feeling' is death, terrible injury, being mugged, etc. Otherwise she's just the trivial psychic.
fthku 13
I agree, except the being mugged. That sucks for sure, but not horrible. And relationship wise? Not horrible as well. Bad wind between the two, some edginess for sure, but not horrible. There are a lot of terrible things in this world, and a relationship that's going through some edgy times isn't one of them.
lizh_fml 9
hahahahaha is there a chance she knew? sorry op but shes either not gonna say yes or shes crazy superstitious. either way run!
DropDead77 11
that sucks!
freckles92 0
I'm sure you can propose at a later time. maybe something else was going to happen that she ''sensed''