Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
2PacMakaveli 0
What a bitch. Seriously bro, be cool. Theres something crazy with her if she believes that shit.
Michele2luv 8
Did you tell her it's cuz you're black?
plasticsmile42 2
Wow. What an idiot. You deserve better op.
reddudeover 2
This is why I support marriage equality, because if idiots can get married gay people should be able to too.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Wait a week or two, pay the slimy con to tell her you've changed, she needs you, and you'll be the best thing that she'll ever have in her life then don't take her back >:)
Il_Maestro 6
And then live with a moron the rest of his life? I'm afraid to know what would happen if the next thing the psychic suggests involves murder or something.
Il_Maestro 6
You're right I misread. Apologies!
Calyx_fml 22
You dodged a bullet. She would have spent your entire savings on that bullshit. Don't marry someone that gullible.
PlaySpades 21
She probably had her own reasons and used this as an excuse to be immature and not confront whatever prior issues she had. Or maybe she really is that gullible, in which case, I am continuing to lose faith in humanity.
bahamut_pure 16
You'd actually be surprised at how many people actually buy into that nonsense.
blueandpurpleroc 4
With someone that superstitious, it's good you realized this now. Superstitious women= crazy.
Llamacod 11
Nearly all women = crazy
Calyx_fml 22
Yeah... Leave this to Noor, mKay?
twtwaldron 5
Ever notice psychic sounds kinda like psychotic?
chrisiffer 17
got your back jack bitches be crazy