Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
xavier21_fml 6
why is everyone so obsessed with Noor?
can2012 0
That is dumb as hell hahaha wasn't meant to be
andrealovvve 17
Mann, that sucks but u kinda deserve it for tryin to marry a complete idiot.
bitter3ulogy 0
She left you because of dark aura then you might as well use that aura and **** that psychic up
Ceejay1 13
That's terrible bro,shows she don't really love you .
Llamacod 11
Or, maybe because of immigrants that don't vaccinate in their home countries. I know that a large percentage of the "rare" disease people (ie whooping cough, measles etc) around my area are not born from this country.
skittihorse 8
Because she is a magical woman
whodabug101 0
I would leave her if I was you. She's not worth it if she listen to some person She just meet.
pattipan 7
OP, go out to the pub and celebrate your narrow escape from a marriage that was sure to be an unmitigated disaster. You discovered that she was a blathering idiot BEFORE you married her. Bully for you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
And Noor is a ninja. Hell, I think she will be more popular than DocBastard. Hear that Doc, more competition!