Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
stevenmx86 8
Wow, she's better off without someone who would post online calling her "a complete idiot". I agree it isn't the best move but how heartless... You were about to marry her and now you're publicly calling her a complete idiot...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, she did took the advice of a 'psychic'. If a person acquired actually acquired hightened mental abilities, would they either use their powers to obtain money through the lottery, stock market, luck, etc., or to set up a shop and charge a certain amount of money to help people during a time where humans with psychic abilities are unheard of or unbelieved? Think about it. Sorry to say, but the fianceé technically is an idiot.
ClosetTroll 10
The tenses! They burn!
I_heart_sex 1
Auras can precede a migraine headache.
Danilovesmusic3 1
did you read that in bed story too?
Levvy 22
Different kind of "aura" there. Nothing psychic about those.
nsdq160th10 1
Ha ha. Suker
THE_A_TEEN 28
Said the sucker who can't spell 'sucker'. lrn2spell, sucker.
irish5569 2
You mad bro?
1crabbygirl 10
Yup, you dodged a bullet. So, what *is* going on with your aura, anyway?!
cjrand 7
Would you seriously want to be with someone that stupid? FYL for being with her in the first place
truthbringer007 6
That's the lamest excuse to call off a wedding EVER!!!
whogivesafuck88 10
Maybe that was just her excuse. Perhaps the real reason is because you call her things like "complete idiot". Sounds like she's better off without you
THE_A_TEEN 28
Maybe you're just assuming stuff.
st0815 9
She's been acting to him in a rather mean manner, with the only justification given that she believes in absurd nonsense. Him calling her an idiot for that is perfectly reasonable under the circumstances.
22cute 17
Breaking off a commitment if a lifetime is not 'acting mean' it's self preservation.
_ebbonyy 11
I don't have a problem with Noor (mainly because, like most of you, I don't know her personally) but geeeeeeeez you guys suck up to her.
steelflax 5
Threaten the phony psychic to tell her otherwise