Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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loserboii 11
You're better off without her if she's that supersticious
Addyy_ 5
I would too if my fiancée just left me because of bullshit like that.
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Comments (271)
cmyk 19
Odd how everyome here bash on op's x because of her beliefs. So what if she believes it? How op worded the fml I'd say he sounds like a very negative person. Most people can sence negativity and most get sick of it and leave.. Least I would!
BradTheBrony 19
Oh, yeah, but she TOTALLY didn't just stab him in the back and choke his trust with rusty, piss-soaked barbed wire! There's no reason for him to be ANGRY. He's SUCH an asshole.
bluelagoon24 19
Burn the witc- err psychic!!
marisadc79 0
Sounds like you're better off if she's believing some whack job run dude run
PieterseMJ 20
Great... this really is encouraging to go see my boyfriends spiritual psychic person. He is adamant about it and believes this guy really knows things and sees things in the future...
Synistiel 14
Auras DO exist, but just because you have one doesnt mean she should call off the engagement for it.
whiterabbit420 4
If she was that easily swayed you're better off without her OP
Jasonf6 0
Sounds like you will be better off without her.
Evie_fml 14
On the bright side, lucky escape!
88sforlife 0
See?
xmelisemx 0
You are better off without her then!!!