Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 73 Share Tweet Share
Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying, "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 942 You deserved it 6 009
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 648 You deserved it 5 232
Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 114 You deserved it 6 051
Today, I'm five and a half weeks pregnant. One of my coworkers told me that it sucks that I'll have to wait so long to show. I asked her what she meant; she replied, "It's always harder to tell when big girls are pregnant. Can't tell what's fat and what's baby." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 173 You deserved it 4 913
Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 525 You deserved it 2 745
Today, it's my birthday. My spouse got into a fight, ending a relationship with a friend. They're laying around, unable to move due to panic attacks. I'm exhausted from being dragged unwillingly into things. The birthday messages feel like a joke. FML I agree, your life sucks 793 You deserved it 154
Today, in a bizarre power move, my cousin flashed me her tits. I thought it a mistake and didn’t acknowledge it, until it happened again for much much longer. I was terrified. Prior to this I hadn’t even realized she had fake tits. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 128 You deserved it 217
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML I agree, your life sucks 277 You deserved it 386
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???