Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
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There should be a disability card that has a scannable code to allow people to use these things...
darkangel21492 10
Sometimes people without disabilities do need to use those too... I'be had to use one a few times. Once, I had just come out of surgery, and another time I had a broken foot (hadn't been to the doctor so I didn't have a cast or crutches), but both times I was unable to walk around the store... At one point, my uncle had a messed up leg and wasn't able to walk for long periods of time (for years), but wasn't able to get disability. my point here: NOT everyone that needs to use the electrical wheel chairs would be able to get the scanner card or whatever you are talking about. However, it is horrible for someone to say they are disabled just for sympathy.
Zebediabolical 45
So penalize the people who won't get a card even though they can righteously get one? Sounds like a great plan to me! I would be in line for one of these cards since I mangled my knees jumping out of airplanes in the US Army in the 90's. But I'll be damned if I'm sharing any of my personal medical history with Walmart. If I had to get a card to use it, I'd walk on those days when the pain gets bad.
furbyface711 9
If you broke your foot, you would need a doctor to put you in a cast for your bones to heel properly...
NoMore_CoolNames 14
...And if they miss a cast they are blind.
XxXCrissyXxX 12
My sister in law also used it when she was pregnant. (it was a difficult one) so she couldn't walk really long without terrible pain. That guy was just a jerk, and others shouldn't have to deal with cards or what have you, to use those, just because there are others who misuse it. (also, I've not got to the doctor when I've broken bones, although it's recommendable to see a doctor, that doesn't mean you absolutely will go.)
darkangel21492 10
If numbers 43 and 44 had read correctly they would see where I said I had NOT BEEN to the doctor when I was at Walmart, therefore would not have had a cast. I just though it was sprained or something, but because I wasnt able to walk very well, I went to the doctor. and before anyone says a break and a sprain feel different, I had never broken a bone before that (and for some reason it didn't hurt about the same as sprains do to me).
darkangel21492 10
42- I'm not saying penalize those who are disabled, I was just saying that sometimes people who aren't actually disabled (or on disability), do need to use the wheel chairs...
lordarion 7
actually they do see them but are not allowed by company policy to say anything. the only time anything will get said is if its obviously people (ie teenagers) playing go-cart racers and/or causing a disruption to other customers.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
MidnaLink 35
Funniest episode ever!
Aggressive 11
Wow sorry OP. I hope he got kicked out, faking someone with a disability is low enough, I can't believe some people use it to get sympathy when they're healthy.
hurtandabused 7
Lol he's talking about his penis. He's dead from the waist down. That's y he's so angry
JoeGrant 12
That's a Walmart patron for ya'. Well, the stereotypical ones.
OneGirlTwoCups 13
'Murica.
cuppycakeslove 20
Those scooters don't go very fast...get back at him! He can't outrun you!
kitkatmeOw 8
If he's able to stand up that quickly and isn't actually paralyzed there is a good chance he can run too. I wouldn't want to test if I can run faster and be wrong considering he's already exhibited anger issues.
Quinn32 16
It's a miracle!!!
MasterTron 24
No no like this... IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!
stewpididiot 11
Hallelujah !!! He's healed !!!!
Smoxxii 17
My LAWD! My twin brother's foot has grown back!! Miracles everywhere!
acrouch 9
Walmarshions
BaraSkit07 12
Walmart. If you are interested in investigating the scum of the earth, just go there.
RedPillSucks 33
report him and get his ass banned from the store.
A100893 30
Lazy bastard.