Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
alyssheart39 4
why myspace and im sawiiii. :( that sucks this stranger is here for you
Nwthatzfunny 9
datz messf up
rpc3029 0
Thts what happens when u use myspace, I mean is this 2001?
FYLifeelbad4u 1
No its 2009
zembof 3
What's MySpace?
Royalblood211 0
That's what u get for still using MySpace ;)
ridaaa 1
Who still uses MySpace? But that really sucks. You can do better. As in someone who uses Facebook :)
mlandon828 0
who uses myspace
clm123455 14
I think we all learned something today. He doesn't have balls.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
HIS fiancée broke up with him. So SHE doesn't have 'balls'.
FRANK1222 0
Who gets on myspace?!?!
Narttu 20
I fail to see how this poor guy deserved this. People are ******* idiots.