Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
koolkat27 13
so, why were you both on myspace in the same apartment? and who still uses myspace?
btofilski24 2
Who still uses MySpace?
swaggin_it_313 0
Why are yall still getting on myspace anyways??
ropez 1
You were still using myspace in 2009? o.O
djskidd 9
Get another guy. One who doesn't use MySpace.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
OP is a guy. Read more carefully.
swedeNix 13
I got dumped recently from 2 meter away via textmessage! Kinda trafik behavior
hollywoodisalec 0
Who uses MySpace anyways
Gmax884 2
Who da **** uses MySpace anymore?
Birty_bots 2
Lol myspace, your financee is stuck on the past obviously. Therefore not ready for marriage or even life after middle school
hern98 0
Well she's a bitch. Sorry bro