Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
xxxmeisiejxxx 20
Wow really? Thats so crazy... i Just can't believe this... you still use MySpace?
t2197 5
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Ilikepie82479 20
..ha..myspace...
YeaMrKrabs 1
Who still uses MySpace
Colossus_2113 5
Who uses myspace anymore
EpicJames24 18
this was written in 2009, MySpace was the shit back then.
wildvoidninja 1
that's the saddest thing I've ever heard...MySpace...
JDH323 6
That guy needs his ass kicked
GrimReefer66 29
That's douche thing to do
Gillett 23
that's some bitch shit. So she couldn't be a woman and just walk in the same room where you were?