Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
Nwthatzfunny 9
myspace ummmmmm he need to step his game up.... have a nice day
bobbyn25 3
Your life sucks because you still use MySpace
cjm7 3
You still use MySpace? You deserve it. Lol
ReesieBanana21 12
Technology! Who doesnt lub it!!??
Amethyst99 2
lol... no one uses myspace anymore! chk his facebook relationship status....
ReesieBanana21 12
I am very sorry. Tou deserve better. Myspace. Ha. What a whoar.
freezerbreezer 0
What a douchebag trying to show off on MySpace
Woodstr 0
1st of all WHO THE ******* TITY MILK STILL DOES MYSPACE!??!
TehMaskedWarrior 0
Well, Thats what you get for still having a MySpace!
Lexii95 0
You didn't need her anyways. If she can't even tell you face-to-face you don't need her.