Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today. I checked my messages. No one has texted in three days and I have twelve friend contacts but it's Gmail. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML
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Top comments
ForestFire0 1
Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying
Toni818 0
If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.
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Comments (64)
123e3 0
FIRST!
Duckasaurus 0
I hate people who think everyone is online always and if 5 minutes later they aren't responding then you think they hate you.
123e3 0
I hate that too
jeniilouise 0
okay i think thats the longest fml comment ever!
Tkdxxxse 0
I know how you feel :(....... lol hell no I m loved all da bitches and hoes want to text me lol your life does suck senior unloved
xXDeadPoolXx 0
#59 is only one with a brain
pingpongpickle 8
wtf 59
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
umm your story doesn't line up first how do u send outa mass txt to everyone when you dnt hav there number so there it sounds F A K E and second I probly would hav told them that it was you instead if some person sending out a txt to people who dnt know who they are so I say F A K E
ForestFire0 1
Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying
decoybag 0
LOL ya it's seriously soooo annoying when people send messages like this....I definitely ignore 'em. ...looks like his friends do too.
Toni818 0
If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.
qwertyone 0
How much time did you give them?
ToxicMoon 0
dude give them some time, maybe they're busy
oopsyipooped 0
SIXTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jcb07 0
i bet that this was posted 15 minutes after the email was sent. this guy is just being an attention ***** emo kid
some1hones 0
maybe the way you worded it made it seems like a spam, coz otherwise, you r fuc**d
ben_the_yid 0
unlucky dude
maundy 0
FYL, get a clue.