Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
danm_1 28
I that this post is old, but do people still use MySpace?
HollyPolly 19
people still use Myspace...?
HaplessChef 4
myspace? was your fiance hoping you wouldn't see it?
FlightofAcidFox 18
Well that sucks, even if it was on MySpace lol
tomahawkk2468 8
MySpace? I didn't know that still existed. Such an ancient artefact of the past
Eirik1000 8
why ?
PotatoesAndCake 26
She's a bitch. You're better off without her. It may not seem that way, but it is
willela14 9
This might be the most your life sucks I've ever seen
repKyle95 24
Holy shit seeing this is like going into a time machine. I barely remember MySpace. Those were better times.