Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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collegegrrl 0
all time low. what a scumbag.
ohmygolly 0
#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.
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Comments (239)
Gabs2016 10
Bastard!
camirish9 6
Kick her out!
rosskyo 3
what noob uses MySpace still? lmao
BVBARMY1238 9
Maybe your fiance broke up with you because you can't spell it right:S ( sorry, my phone is stupid. I can't get accents.)
Pugs_not_drugs 9
in her defence there aren't many words used in the everyday english vocab that change with feminine and masculine
courgette67_fml 2
Good riddance!!!
xfluttershy07 8
wait wait wait.... u dont just break up with ur freaking fiance... that just doesnt work right
takababu413 4
Who still uses myspace???
DAY_DAY_DAT_DYLA 3
Who uses MySpace any more?
Emi_Evermore 7
Lol. Myspace.
tinoman 8
Sorry but who uses myspace anymore?