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Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.
Tripartita 45
Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.
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Comments (97)
sharkgirl4 23
Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.
marcranger 29
Can you file for a pre-emptive divorce from your MIL? Because this sounds like it goes beyond the usual "woman Hitler" expectations.
brose180158 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Chill bruh
EnJey0 19
Hopefully you just misheard "Juice" as "Jews" and she just chuckled for no reason in particular. Otherwise... That's a really ****** up and uncalled for joke.
SilentSpartan25 8
I guess you didn't notice the part where she said "a while lotta gas" and then the fact she laughed afterwards pretty much just told you she was making a joke
lunax_fml 14
thats what I thought as well, good chance it was just a very uncomfortable honest mistake
biasedshooter 24
you know she loves jew now
Lucario227 22
I'm going to hell for laughing. But these jokes are in poor taste and you should tell someone if it bothers you that much.
TrippyEyes 16
Wow hopefully she's not as big of a bitch as she sounds otherwise I'd just smile and ignore her for the rest of your life.
Tripartita 45
Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.
domolovesyoshi 33
I know, it wasn't only in bad taste but it was a terrible joke aswell
amileah13 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Uhh, wtf? Is she a borderline racist or something? Geez
may14th 26
Not racist, just insensitive.
noparlpf 13
Not borderline.
Phinox237 6
I did nazi that coming.
ThrottleJockey 36
Jew gotta be kidding me! Did Jew really just say that?
fakedsincerity 32
Anne Frankly that joke was appalling.
kelzo33 7
Ann Frankly, it wasn't even that funny
LivToFail 28
Heil man, how did jew nazi that coming, Anne Frankly these puns are killing me.
missoops 21
Yet another Texas post that's made it through onto FML. FML.
YveltalLugia 17
Another person that complains about a certain type of FML passing when they can easily just go moderate. FML